Email to Mys_Tique

[izzy_chambers]

Upset over her boss's drunken escapade and Rachel's apparent heartlessness, Isobel emails her girlfriend.

To: Raven [encrypted]
From: Isobel [i.chambers@shield.gov]
Subject: ARGH

Hi.

Okay, so? I'm having a really weird day.

I get this email from Rachel, "Oh, yay, back from the moon!" (Who goes to the moon, Raven? WTF is even there?) And I'm

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[mys_tique]

To: Little Scientist
From: Raven

Isobel,

You truly need to work on your greetings. E-mails have lost the etiquette they used to have. Disappointing.

So the firefly decided to callously end her engagement with Sinister I'm almost quite proud of her. Has he harmed you? At all? Do not lie to me, little one. I know where the bruises are that I gave you. I will know.

And, poppet. You do break up over e-mail if you are not the one in love.

I shall make up the distance at Disney World. Perhaps fuck you in one of those annoyingly cheerful teacups.

--Raven

[izzy_chambers]

I'll work on them, sweetie, but you're a bit old fashioned about the email. Maybe I can teach you some emoticons? :-)

(I bet I could auction off an emoticon with a smiley from Mystique for like, six grand on Ebay. Hey, you're famous. And hot. Did I mention that?)

Raven, she loves him. Maybe she doesn't think she does. Rachel thinks you love someone if you'll die for them. It's totally crazy.

Does that mean--could you break up with me over email?

Never mind. I'm tired. I should go to bed.

I would absolutely love you to fuck me in a teacup. Oh, God, Raven. That is totally making me laugh and feel turned on at the same time. :-)

Izzy

[mys_tique]

I know emoticons, little one. They bore me.

Love makes people weak.

Yes, darling. You should.

Have. A good rest.

I shall see you in a few days. I believe we shall be sharing a room. What fun.

Raven