LOLOLOLOL.

[izzardwizzard]

OMG - MOST RIDICULOUS / BEST POLITICAL AD EVAR!!!

The quick cuts between close-ups!

The horse!

The GUN!!

The FACEBOOK reference!

"Alabama has five billyun dollars in ag bidness, did you know that?"

It's like watching an ad from Jock Ewing himself.  And he dudn't give a rip what you think!  Yeehaw!

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"I've been a farmer, a cop, a marine, a

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[hominysnark]

This is PRICELESS.

[izzardwizzard]

I didn't think it was real at first. But it is. I am both frightened and highly entertained. :P

[xtinethepirate]

I showed this to my mom and she thought it was a parody. :/ that's how much of a caricature he is. Oh dear.

[izzardwizzard]

It's really kinduv awesome. Especially the bit about those gall-durned illegals!

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[splix]

OMG!!!

I don't know which I love more, the strategic gun placement or the multiple references to illegals. Gol-durned illegals with their drugs and their pretty pink tutus and their deliberate obfuscation of justice!

[izzardwizzard]

You will be pleased to know that my fellow Alabamians (of a certain age-range, at least) have lampooned this many times over.

Though the original is hilarious on its own. :D

[honscot]

Clearly he means bidnuss. I mean, just look at that rifle slung over the shoulder. Yeesh, I can't believe this twit is for real.

And, oh yeah, let's not forget the "inspirational" music!

[izzardwizzard]

My jaw just hung open first time I saw this...then I exploded into laughter and had to watch it several more times.

I love the flash of the Declaration of Independence at the beginning. Classic!

ETA: Or is that the Constitution? LOLOLOL. No really, I'm getting a PhD in politics. I promise!

[honscot]

It's the Constitution . . . but I had to look it up!!

*facepalm*

OMG, the things I didn't learn in school . . .