Hanyou Rhymes update
Title: Hanyou Rhymes
Genre: Parody/Humor
Rating: T
Warning: suggestive humor and language
Summary: A collection of silly limericks parodying all characters and pairings.
Hanyou Rhymes: Volume 5
Drunken Monk
Miroku got mindnumbingly drunk-
Went to bed with Sango he’d thunk.
But when he got sober,
Woke up and rolled over,
He found out he was spooning a monk.
Koga
Koga walked up to Kagura to flirt,
But ended up getting his feelings hurt.
He fed her a line,
But she wasn’t so kind.
“Sorry, I don’t date guys in skirts.”
Before Sango
Miroku’s woos were quite easily skirted
By Kagome who finally just blurted
Out that the truth
Wasn’t he was uncouth.
“Honestly, you’re just too perverted.”
Missing Persons Report
When Kagome got stuck in the past,
She was together with Inuyasha at last.
But this caused quite a problem
For her dear old mom when
The police came and arrested her ass.
Strange Love
Sesshomaru and Kohaku forced Rin
To decide whom she would choose between.
They were quite shocked when
She ran off with Jaken.
It turns out she has a thing for “green”.
Ginta and Hakkaku’s Motive
That Koga’s pals aren’t as fast is untrue,
But of this, the wolf prince has no clue.
The reason they trail-
Koga’s got a nice tail-
And the truth is that they love the view.
M. I. L. F.
From the time Sesshomaru was a tot,
It had been with him quite a sore spot.
It got to be wearing;
He was quite sick of hearing
People say, “Dude, your mom’s really hot.”
Foiled
“Sango, what a stroke of good luck!”
Miroku announced with great pluck.
The others would be gone
For a time very long.
“Now we have the whole day to- for cryin’ out loud, they’re back.”
Genre: Parody/Humor
Rating: T
Warning: suggestive humor and language
Summary: A collection of silly limericks parodying all characters and pairings.
Hanyou Rhymes: Volume 5
Drunken Monk
Miroku got mindnumbingly drunk-
Went to bed with Sango he’d thunk.
But when he got sober,
Woke up and rolled over,
He found out he was spooning a monk.
Koga
Koga walked up to Kagura to flirt,
But ended up getting his feelings hurt.
He fed her a line,
But she wasn’t so kind.
“Sorry, I don’t date guys in skirts.”
Before Sango
Miroku’s woos were quite easily skirted
By Kagome who finally just blurted
Out that the truth
Wasn’t he was uncouth.
“Honestly, you’re just too perverted.”
Missing Persons Report
When Kagome got stuck in the past,
She was together with Inuyasha at last.
But this caused quite a problem
For her dear old mom when
The police came and arrested her ass.
Strange Love
Sesshomaru and Kohaku forced Rin
To decide whom she would choose between.
They were quite shocked when
She ran off with Jaken.
It turns out she has a thing for “green”.
Ginta and Hakkaku’s Motive
That Koga’s pals aren’t as fast is untrue,
But of this, the wolf prince has no clue.
The reason they trail-
Koga’s got a nice tail-
And the truth is that they love the view.
M. I. L. F.
From the time Sesshomaru was a tot,
It had been with him quite a sore spot.
It got to be wearing;
He was quite sick of hearing
People say, “Dude, your mom’s really hot.”
Foiled
“Sango, what a stroke of good luck!”
Miroku announced with great pluck.
The others would be gone
For a time very long.
“Now we have the whole day to- for cryin’ out loud, they’re back.”