I've got another moral for you: don't let mice in your house. Invest in traps or hire an exterminator or seal up any potential entrances for them yourself. If there are no mice in your house, you won't have to give him a cookie, you won't have to give him milk, you won't have to give him a straw, you won't have to feel overweight when he decides to work off said cookie, your woman wouldn't have been your foot rest, you wouldn't have busted your lip open, she wouldn't have planted her knee in your solar plexus and your kid wouldn't have thought she was abusing you.
See how easy that was?
And as for everything else, I'm just glad no one's pointing the finger at me for any of this. I haven't got one of these cards, so it's finally just none of my concern. Feels oddly liberating.
And what are you doing tonight? I'm bored out of my head.
We don't have mice, at least not in the house... but the cats keep finding them and bringing them to us. Dustball brought us one that was still alive, and Carrot fixed that problem rather quickly
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You have to love cats... they're just fantastic at keeping mice at bay.
Huh? You all think I sent them? But why would Ansem be so backward and indirect? And what relevance are the playing cards to him? For once, I don't think he's up to anything...
I'll admit, I miss the gun-slinging actions days of this time last year. I miss our bondage hotel and taking that flying leap out of the window. And all the time we spent skidding your PSP between one another... can we please hang out more? I miss the social aspect of chaos...
Typical of your woman to want to see "The Crazies"...! Yeah, I'm game for it. Pretty sure Demyx will watch the kids for you.
Braig's scared shitless of them. XD My one year old dog will chase dogs twice his size, attack guys four times my size, and take on any number of ferocious, poisonous, deadly, and disgusting critters without blinking, but if you show him a mouse, he yelps and cowers.
I don't know, man, but he's done some crazy shit in the past. Once bitten, twice shy, and all. Like I said, though, it'd be pretty difficult to get everything going without someone noticing. Braig likes you too much to just let you get to our mail box without putting up a hell of a fuss!
Poor PSP still has the scrape marks on the back of it... So what say ye? Go into crime fighting? :D Apparently there are people who can't keep themselves in line with the law. VIGILANTES FOR THE WIN! :D
Xion says she'll baby sit. Might do that instead. We'll take the mullet with us! We can hide stuff in it!
DON'T LET FUCKING MICE INTO OUR DAMN HOUSE! THERE ARE BABIES IN HERE!
Hope you've learned your lesson... and I think Hunter learned that a kick to the solar plexus ends any dispute~
And for your information, Lady Gaga is actually strangely addictive! I hated her at first, but the more I listened, the more I was drawn in. Plus, she's a total freak of nature and fashion, so she can't be all that bad!
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THERE AREN'T ANY MICE! That I've seen! 'cept the little stuffed doll Gracie left last time she was visiting. But that one's cute, so we'll keep it. :P
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[ooc: I'd get you a paid account if LJ wasn't so anal against Irish debit cards... *sob* *woe*]femme_savageFebruary 28 2010, 13:23:29 UTC
Good. No vermin around the kids and all will be toast-ee. Ugh, gotta stop watching cartoons with Hunter in the morning... I'm picking up a damaging vocabulary...
Don't fucking attack my head without prior warning! And use a buttered bagel next time you want a footrest. Dweeb.
He's destined for greatness! And hey, you've gotta love her bizarre dresses. Only a select few could get away with looking that freaky! And I play it cos the kids like it, and I happen to like it, too. You're outnumbered, mon amour :P
And I have a better nose~~
[Private] I'm down for the kids getting the fuck out, but suggest that I should leave with them and I'll kick you in the fucking nuts. The feminist movement did happen here, Xig. Women can do more than just cook, clean and spit out babies.
I know, how bizarre, but it's true!
I can defend myself; I can use a gun, I know self-defense and, if pushed, I know where to put a knife to make it hurt. I'll be just fine where I am. [/Private]
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Toastee? What? Eh, I say we make him watch the good old school stuff like Dragon Ball Z, and Animaniacs, and Pinky and the Brain... you know, the shit that built character in each and every one of us!
I didn't attack your head! I thought you were bleeding, I went to investigate! Granted, I was a bit enthusiastic and spaztic about it, but hey- you like surprises!
You'd look good in some of those dresses~ minus the horrible headgear, of course. And for a second there I thought you called me "Mom Armor". My one eye is dyslexic, what the fuck? XD
YOU HAVE AN ADORABLE, TASTY NOSE.
[Private] Shut your face, you know I worry more than I should. I can't help it! I like you too much to lose you.
I know you'll be fine. I'm just a worry wart.
But just don't go anywhere alone? Don't make me pout at you! That little puppy face Heidi makes- she got it from me! And I can do it better! I've got 25 years of practice! [/Private]
Your little anecdote makes me somewhat relieved that I don't have children, and all sorts of mischief and mishaps can go on at 21 Roundabout and no one is there to question it.
I saw that on the news, and I must say I'm quite concerned. Granted, Aeris and I don't live on campus any more, and I think we're quite safe here. One of the two girls was in my Child Development class last semester...
I believe Balthier took my card like that, if it's the same one I think you are referring to.
There is nothing wrong with listening to Lady Gaga.
Aw, come on, bro, children are awesome! At least mine are! And he's funny as hell, too! "Hunter, you need to do your chores!" "Aww, Mooom! I did my chores yesterday!" "And now you need to do them again today!" "But it's so much work!" "It's only four things you gotta do, little dude." "But that's like, a gabillion in dog years, Xiggy!"
Being off campus is kind of dangerous, really. After what happened last year, it's probably the most secure place you could be. You know, besides my house. :P Don't let Aeris go anywhere alone!
I know they are, and I would love to have children in the future, but we're not quite ready to adopt yet, I don't think. As anxious as I was about it earlier in life, I'm...just not cut out to be a father, I think.
Well, certainly, since there's more security and the police station is right across the street from campus, but surely you've seen the couples' dorms there? I've lived in quite the variety of hovels, and I wouldn't want to live there, or subject Aeris to that kind of housing.
I'd get rid of it. The whole ordeal gives me a really bad feeling.
Oh, shush. We are all allowed our guilty pleasures in life.
God, sorry, man. D: Hey, maybe your day is sooner than you think? Who knows what's just around the corner, huh?
The police station right there is brand new, remember? Things happened around this time last year that convinced them they needed to be closer to campus... because apparently though the crime starts on the streets, it always ends up behind TTU gates. They're definitely not mansions of awesomeness, but that'll be okay. And hey, the dean just sort of stuck Larxene and I, and Riku and Demyx in our own dorms last summer.
And as for your little conversation with Xion. Every time I go over you're never there. Maybe if I knew when you'd actually be there I could come see you more.
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See how easy that was?
And as for everything else, I'm just glad no one's pointing the finger at me for any of this. I haven't got one of these cards, so it's finally just none of my concern. Feels oddly liberating.
And what are you doing tonight? I'm bored out of my head.
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Huh? You all think I sent them? But why would Ansem be so backward and indirect? And what relevance are the playing cards to him? For once, I don't think he's up to anything...
I'll admit, I miss the gun-slinging actions days of this time last year. I miss our bondage hotel and taking that flying leap out of the window. And all the time we spent skidding your PSP between one another... can we please hang out more? I miss the social aspect of chaos...
Typical of your woman to want to see "The Crazies"...! Yeah, I'm game for it. Pretty sure Demyx will watch the kids for you.
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I don't know, man, but he's done some crazy shit in the past. Once bitten, twice shy, and all. Like I said, though, it'd be pretty difficult to get everything going without someone noticing. Braig likes you too much to just let you get to our mail box without putting up a hell of a fuss!
Poor PSP still has the scrape marks on the back of it... So what say ye? Go into crime fighting? :D Apparently there are people who can't keep themselves in line with the law. VIGILANTES FOR THE WIN! :D
Xion says she'll baby sit. Might do that instead. We'll take the mullet with us! We can hide stuff in it!
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Hope you've learned your lesson... and I think Hunter learned that a kick to the solar plexus ends any dispute~
And for your information, Lady Gaga is actually strangely addictive! I hated her at first, but the more I listened, the more I was drawn in. Plus, she's a total freak of nature and fashion, so she can't be all that bad!
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Don't fucking attack my head without prior warning! And use a buttered bagel next time you want a footrest. Dweeb.
He's destined for greatness! And hey, you've gotta love her bizarre dresses. Only a select few could get away with looking that freaky! And I play it cos the kids like it, and I happen to like it, too. You're outnumbered, mon amour :P
And I have a better nose~~
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I'm down for the kids getting the fuck out, but suggest that I should leave with them and I'll kick you in the fucking nuts. The feminist movement did happen here, Xig. Women can do more than just cook, clean and spit out babies.
I know, how bizarre, but it's true!
I can defend myself; I can use a gun, I know self-defense and, if pushed, I know where to put a knife to make it hurt. I'll be just fine where I am.
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I didn't attack your head! I thought you were bleeding, I went to investigate! Granted, I was a bit enthusiastic and spaztic about it, but hey- you like surprises!
You'd look good in some of those dresses~ minus the horrible headgear, of course. And for a second there I thought you called me "Mom Armor". My one eye is dyslexic, what the fuck? XD
YOU HAVE AN ADORABLE, TASTY NOSE.
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Shut your face, you know I worry more than I should. I can't help it! I like you too much to lose you.
I know you'll be fine. I'm just a worry wart.
But just don't go anywhere alone? Don't make me pout at you! That little puppy face Heidi makes- she got it from me! And I can do it better! I've got 25 years of practice!
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Hey, wanna earn some munny baby sitting two babies and an easily amused tyke? :3
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WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TWITS?! How come Jen hasn't come seen me yet?! Slap her ass and tell her I'm pissed at her. >|
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I saw that on the news, and I must say I'm quite concerned. Granted, Aeris and I don't live on campus any more, and I think we're quite safe here.
One of the two girls was in my Child Development class last semester...
I believe Balthier took my card like that, if it's the same one I think you are referring to.
There is nothing wrong with listening to Lady Gaga.
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Being off campus is kind of dangerous, really. After what happened last year, it's probably the most secure place you could be. You know, besides my house. :P Don't let Aeris go anywhere alone!
Maybe I'll keep it. I dunno...
... ... ... ... wow.
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Well, certainly, since there's more security and the police station is right across the street from campus, but surely you've seen the couples' dorms there? I've lived in quite the variety of hovels, and I wouldn't want to live there, or subject Aeris to that kind of housing.
I'd get rid of it. The whole ordeal gives me a really bad feeling.
Oh, shush. We are all allowed our guilty pleasures in life.
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The police station right there is brand new, remember? Things happened around this time last year that convinced them they needed to be closer to campus... because apparently though the crime starts on the streets, it always ends up behind TTU gates. They're definitely not mansions of awesomeness, but that'll be okay. And hey, the dean just sort of stuck Larxene and I, and Riku and Demyx in our own dorms last summer.
Same. I'll set it on fire, I guess.
*snicker!*
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And as for your little conversation with Xion. Every time I go over you're never there. Maybe if I knew when you'd actually be there I could come see you more.
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