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iwitnessdamsel

First Report

Jan 29, 2010 22:38

[The transmission starts with a few rattles, her hands shaking and jostling the mic.]

Okay. I don’t-

I don’t know who you are, but I am getting really sick of being uprooted and-

Taken places! Taken places I don’t want to be! I. Am. Really hoping this is a misunderstanding, but I have a crazy week, I just got my job back, I just got a boyfriend.

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where's harrison ford?, what the fresh hell?, in the mood to castrate, casey, turtle power, take me back to the 90s ;^;

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tic_tech_turtle January 30 2010, 03:45:30 UTC

April?

[Shell]

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 03:52:27 UTC

Who's this?

[The voice sounds familiar, but only just. She's not being too optimistic, so the tone doesn't change. Still Angreh.]

How do you know my name?

tic_tech_turtle January 30 2010, 03:54:09 UTC

It's Donatello.

Where are yo-?

You know who I am, right?

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 03:56:46 UTC

Donnie?

[Does that mean...

Oh no.]

Donny, I think I just snapped at Mikey.

[Face. Palm.]

What is going on?

[Here is where she lays fault on shitty communicators distorting voices.]

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[Voice] I'm not a creeper or anything. betterthanraph January 30 2010, 03:46:38 UTC

...April?

[Voice] iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 03:53:33 UTC

[I'm taking that as a voice crack.]

Who--?

You know my name, too, huh? Why are you surprised? What's going on?

[Voice] betterthanraph January 30 2010, 03:55:41 UTC

[Yeah, he's seeing that exchange up there with Don.]

It's Leo.

[Voice] iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 03:58:12 UTC

Yeah, I--

Sorry, I didn't--

Your voice sounded different, and I'm just really confused right now.

Leo, are you alright? I'm--I'm fine, I just woke up. No pain, no bumps just...woke up.

...and I'm babbling, yeesh.

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thepartydude January 30 2010, 03:51:45 UTC

April?!

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 03:55:10 UTC

[This voice is a little more familiar but someone's a little too busy freaking out to put the pieces together. Why would the boys be on these things, anyways?]

Yes! Yes, that's my name. I'm April. April O'Neil, newly rehired reporter and I'd like some of my questions answered please?

thepartydude January 30 2010, 03:57:52 UTC

April, it's Mikey!

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 03:59:24 UTC

Mikey, I think I'm on a boat.

[D8.]

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conquistasal January 30 2010, 04:00:19 UTC

Daaang, girl. You got th'short end'a that stick. Sounds like yer outta luck... 'm real sorry.

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 04:18:31 UTC

Okay, I know I don't know you!

Who is this? Why are you...being so nice to me?

[You are one unlucky owner of a penis right now, Sally. She needs to vent her frustration at being kidnapped somewhere, and I know you didn't mean to volunteer but...well. This'll be fun.]

conquistasal January 30 2010, 05:25:31 UTC

[He understands. Well, kind of.]

Sorry. I'm jus' a nice guy by nature. I live here on th'boat, have fer a few months now. I ain't one'a th'bad guys, though, promise.

Name's Sal. I'm awful sweet, I swear.

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 06:35:01 UTC

Alright, then, who are the bad guys?

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axemeaquestion January 30 2010, 04:04:43 UTC

You and all of us. But, uh, seriously, deep breaths. Just for two seconds, humor me here.

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 04:19:43 UTC

Who is this? Were you also...boatnapped?

[Oh god, she was boatnapped, that's so much FAIL.]

axemeaquestion January 30 2010, 04:22:43 UTC

That's... one way to put it, sure.

You wouldn't know me. I'm Rochelle.

iwitnessdamsel January 30 2010, 04:30:23 UTC

Well...Rochelle.

This sure is something.

[Oh, whoops, where's her manners?]

It's nice to meet you.

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