I'll change! I'll be like Ben! Only competent!!

[iwant_sprinkles]

THERE ARE AMAZING LISA PICTURES EVERYWHERE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE TEXT MESSAGES I HAVE RECEIVED TODAY AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON MATTY WAS A WRECK AND COUGHING ALL OVER THE PLACE ON SUNDAY WAS FUCKING SWINE FLU AND I HAVE FELT LIKE SHIT FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS BUT ASSUMED IT WAS THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING

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[medland]

Baby, if you have the pork you'd suddenly get a raging temperature, a cough and feel like death. As in, unable to move death. Do you feel like that? Because if you don't have the fever you might not have it. I hope you don't. Make sure and take care of yourself please.

[iwant_sprinkles]

No! I have none of those issues! I feel a little more relaxed about that, at least. LOL. I've just had horrendous headaches and I had stomach ache too, and I've been sore and a little sneezy and stuff. But I am nothing like my step brother was on Sunday. He was a fucking wreck D:

[medland]

Three of the kids at summer camp got it. They went from being totally fine to being unable to move in the space of about three hours. They had fevers like I have never felt on another person. I'M GLAD YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THE SWINE OMG. But plz to be taking care of yourself darling. I don't want you to get sicker. Is your step brother ok now?

[lissie_pissie]

I HAVE THE SWINE FLU. YOU PROBABLY GOT IT FROM ME WHEN WE HAD PIZZA AND KISS TIEMS.

MOAR LISA, MOAR!!!!1

I GOT YOUR EMAIL ABOUT THE TEXT MESSAGES. I JUST NEED TO THINK FOR A SECOND.

I HAVE FOOD. IT'S TURKEY AND (OMG) CHEESE ON A ~SOFTWICH~, IT'S LIKE SQUARE BAGEL OKAY.

I WANT TO HIBERNATE AS WELL. COME TO THE NEST.

[medland]

WTF IS A SOFTWICH.

[lissie_pissie]

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID IT WAS LIKE A SQUARE BAGEL. LOLOL. NO NO BUT REALLY, IT'S LIKE THIS SOFT-ASS BAGEL-LIKE SQUARE WITH A LITTLE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE AND THEY MAKE SANDWICHES ON THEM AT THE BAGEL SHOP MY SCHOOL. AND THEY HAVE LOTS OF FLAVORS OF SOFTWICHES BUT I JUST GET THE PLAIN ONE. IT'S VERY... SOFT.

EDIT - OMG THIS ICON IS SO MUCH BETTER.

[medland]

I APPARENTLY CANNOT READ AT ALL. MEA CULPA. IT SOUNDS GOD OMFG. I HAVE ENGLISH MUFFINS WITH CHEESE FOR MAH SUPPER.

[lisa_grey]

I WANT LISA PICS EVERY DAY,PLEAZE.I NEED THEM.SHGHDJSKDHSHD.
IF YOU SUDDENLY TURN INTO A PIG,THEN YOU HAVE SWINE FLU.OTHERWISE,YOU'RE SAFE.

[iwant_sprinkles]

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PICTURES LOOK LIKE THIS. OMG.

OKAY WELL THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. NO CUTE ASS CURLY LITTLE TAIL YET, SO I THINK I'M GOOD.

[staticnight]

I SEE YOU JOINED THE CLUB.

[iwant_sprinkles]

LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT YEPPERS. (OH, "YEPPERS", IT'S BEEN A WHILE :))

[iwant_sprinkles]

IT'S OKAY, THE NEST THAT LISS & I HIBERNATE IN IS FULLY EQUIPPED WITH ALL THE THINGS NECESSARY FOR FANGIRLING. LIKE THE INTERNET. AND ALCOHOL. AND PHONES TO ORDER PIZZA AND SANDWICHES AND WHATEVER OTHER FOOD PEOPLE WILL BRING TO US.

SO WE CAN HIBERNATE *AND* RAMPAGE THE INTERNET FOAR LISA PICS.

[lissie_pissie]

ALSO THERE IS LISA ON THE WALL OF THE NEST, DON'T FORGET. AND FRAMED x2 ON THE DESK OF THE NEST.

[iwant_sprinkles]

AND IF WE'RE HXC HIBERNATING, THEN WE CAN ALWAYS CARRY OUT OUR WHOLE BILE/LISA PICS/ACTUAL NEST BUILDING PLAN.

THAT ICON IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. I JUST CHECKED WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT RIDICULOUSLY MAGICAL CROP - A+, ANDREA ♥