deck the streets with mass upheaval

[ivy_chan]

Okay. Week one of listening to the children sing Christmas songs in their bored, off-key child voices and already I am prepared to stab out my ear drums with a rusty fork. You do not intimately know musical torture until you have heard thirty children of various ages trying to sing 'Rocking Around the Christmas Tree' in unison, with no previous

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[rainydaymare]

Ohhhh, that sounds terrible. Maybe if they didn't have to sing THAT SONG... ::flashes back to elementary school:: ;_____;

[ivy_chan]

*lol* Which song is THAT SONG?

[rainydaymare]

Oh. The abomination unto all that is good and holy known as "Rocking Around The Christmas Tree." XD

[ivy_chan]

Ahhh. XD God, you should hear them try to sing any part in that song that is meant to be somewhat lively. They even sing Jingle Bells wrong. HOW. HOW CAN THIS BE.

And the Chipmunks song, which should never be treated this poorly, is being...treated this poorly.

[scdsam]

I would LOVE to see the Plan A Santa-sabotage in action.

I remember always being more joyous about Xmas choir in elementary...I think it's because if you participated you got to miss a day of school to go carol around town. THAT is joyous for a kid.

[ivy_chan]

Oh, that would definitely provide some much-needed incentive to be perky and happy about Christmas carols!

And Santa Sabotage needs only some likely Santa impersonator for it to work. All I need is a grey-haired, bearded, pudgy man. All my friends have unusually fit fathers and grandfathers, dammit. Maybe I can rope some random bell-ringing Santa off the street. If not, I'll have to make someone dress as an elf. But Santa is so much more convincing!

[caterfree10]

Ooh~! I'd love to rope my dad into doing plan A for you if we lived anywhere near each other! He's even a substitute teacher and could do that easily. :>

[ivy_chan]

I should set up something in the paper. Needed: Santa with some time on his hands, strike some Christmas fear into the hearts of lazy child carolers. XDXD

[caterfree10]

OH LOL, Best newspaper ad EVER! XDb

[pimpypantsmcgee]

I guess that's why Shirley Temple was so popular XD