tinkerbell turns your daughters gay

[ivy_chan]

Yoinked from scdsam:

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Seriously. This is stunningly gorgeous. It's amazing how quickly and gracefully she executes this art form.

Meanwhile, this is less than awesome, but still slightly amusing, if you don't mind the righteous fury: Tinkerbell will turn your daughters gay. Why is this? Well, apparently because the new Tinkerbell isn't as scantily

Comments

[samatethecookie]

I always knew lesbians existed! Disney was right. Dreams do come true. :')

... Sorry, the title amused me. Seriously now. I love Debbie Schlussel's point of how the cold never affected Tink before, so therefore she should never wear arm warmers or leggings. Right, because being realistic and putting a sweater on a female character for the weather is a very bad thing. It's simply unheard of. Lesbians must be behind this! That is the only logical answer. Uh, what?

Personally I approve of the new Tinkerbell. Not only is she more likable to me, but she looks ... not realistic, since it's a cartoon, but it helps that she isn't sexualized in her new movies.

[ivy_chan]

Every time someone says they don't believe in lesbians, a lesbian somewhere falls down and dies. THINK OF THE LESBIANS.

I'm also amused at lesbians being behind women covering up more. Isn't this what the crazy conservative people WANT? Women to go around dressed head-to-toe and never showing body parts? (OMG. LIKE MUSLIMS.)

Personally, I liked bitchy Tink from the movies, but I'll take this one, too. I love the outfit and the nifty leaf hat.

[ivy_chan]

Every time someone says they don't believe in lesbians, a lesbian somewhere falls down dead. Clap if you believe!

[ivy_chan]

WHOOOOA. WHY DID IT NOT LET ME SEE THIS UNTIL A DAY AFTER IT WAS MADE.

[lindentreeisle]

I've kind of grown to like the phrase "homosexual agenda," just because it is an excellent batshit indicator that tells you exactly when to stop listening. Someone using the phrase in conversation is the verbal equivalent of someone walking into the room with her underpants on her head. Hellooooo crazy.

[lvsinsanity]

That's how I gauge who I listen to and who I don't.

I think the best thing about the 'Homosexual Agenda' is when people come up to me and actually ASK what it is...my mother tiptoed around asking me once, seeing as she has a daughter dating another woman.

I merely laughed, and said, "Oh, we just want to turn everyone gay, stop you from procreating and have a merry queer time."

-.- her deadpan look was hilarious

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Anyways! That article had me laughing, it's just..too funny. When winter hits, does she look out her window and seethe at those nasty, nasty masculine women? Those women wearing sweaters, boots and gasp sweaters?!

[ivy_chan]

It is good to know that when winter hits, I immediately become more manly by virtue of my cardigans.

[ivy_chan]

Yeah, it's like the sexuality equivalent of Godwin's Law. It's up there with calling Obama a terrorist because his middle name is Hussein.

[scdsam]

Holy Mind-Blowing Ignorance, Batman!

I watched the first Tinkerbell movie and it actually did a good job of showing how Tinkerbell crafted her "Classic look" by trimming down the work smock of the Tinker fairies. Of course I left the room, so I missed the part where she made out with the black fairy and then pledged her faith to Allah on the blood of infidels.

LMAO "nymphs are unaffected by the cold". She knows this for a fact. Her talking slice of toast told her.

[saralinda]

This comment is Win.

[ivy_chan]

Of course I left the room, so I missed the part where she made out with the black fairy and then pledged her faith to Allah on the blood of infidels.

LOOOL. SUPER WIN.

[robina1984]

Totally unrelated, but I'm actually watching the Adam West Batman movie and Robin did one of his "Holy..." statements right before I read your comment. Nice laugh for me. ^_^

[lalachoy]

Tink is dressing warmly and she's now a lesbian.

So lesbians are behind this conspiracy of dressing warmly?

[ivy_chan]

We must give thanks to lesbians, mothers of warmth and comfort.

[saralinda]

lol I didn't even click on your link.

My daughter is in the other room watching the Tinkerbell movie right now. She LOVES it. Tinkerbell builds machines and fixes things!!!! Moira wants to be a racecar mechanic like her dad--that is, if she ends up deciding against being a cowboy. She already has plans to restore the '57 Chevy in our back shed. She wants to paint it red. She's 3 1/2.

And honestly....uh, Tink's costume hasn't changed that much. It's pretty much the same outfit, minus the fringe on the bottom. I'm...not seeing a butchness of dress here.

I have to admit though, the original Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie is one of my favorite books. Has been for years. And I miss the dark angle of Tink from that book. The "new" Tink is much, much nicer to people.

I was such a tomboy growing up...I wonder if they're confusing that with some type of "agenda." Oh well, I don't have time to waste reading stupid things. I'll just mock it from afar.

[ivy_chan]

I loved the dark, bitchy, could-be-murderess Tink.

And all love for mechanic women! (Red is the best car color. I think it makes cars go faster.)