Drabble: The First Rule of Cop-Hood
Title: The First Rule of Cop-Hood (A Drabble)
Author: ivy_warlord08
Rating: FRT
Fandom(s): Batman (Nolan-verse, Post-TDK)
Pairing(s): established Bruce Wayne/Jim Gordon
Warning(s): slash, self-beta
Disclaimer: Christopher Nolan owns this part of my life. Still poor. Still doing this for fun.
Summary: A 100-word drabble about Bruce having…intimacy issues. *snorts* Bruce POV
A/N: Assume Jim and Bruce haven’t gotten passed second base. First Jim/Bruce piece. \O/
A/N: This is for Noelia_G, who is the first Jim/Bruce writer I read from and inspired part of this drabble.
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The First Rule of Cop-Hood
Even if he wasn’t a cop (officer of the peace, perhaps?), Bruce Wayne knew the first rule of cop-hood:
You do not sleep with your partner. Ever.
Would this still apply if your ‘boyfriend’ (Damn reporters) only knew you as Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham, and not as Batman, the masked-vigilante who has been your partner-in-crime for the last several years?
Because really, when you see blue eyes darkening with lust behind glasses and your neck tickled by a mustache before getting sucked and bitten hard enough to leave a week-long hickey - Bruce groaned.
‘I am so screwed.’
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A/N: I think that Gordon not knowing Bruce Wayne is Batman, while being in a physical relationship with him, isn’t realistic. Sure, Bruce makes excuses (i.e. Polo, crashing cars, etc.), but Jim Gordon is a cop. He’s the Commissioner. He isn’t stupid or absent-minded, even if he is willing to never know the real identity of his ‘partner.’ And Bruce knows this, which is why I have no problem imagining him having…*pfft* intimacy issues when trying to get to the less/no-clothes part of a physical relationship. Poor Bastard.
Author: ivy_warlord08
Rating: FRT
Fandom(s): Batman (Nolan-verse, Post-TDK)
Pairing(s): established Bruce Wayne/Jim Gordon
Warning(s): slash, self-beta
Disclaimer: Christopher Nolan owns this part of my life. Still poor. Still doing this for fun.
Summary: A 100-word drabble about Bruce having…intimacy issues. *snorts* Bruce POV
A/N: Assume Jim and Bruce haven’t gotten passed second base. First Jim/Bruce piece. \O/
A/N: This is for Noelia_G, who is the first Jim/Bruce writer I read from and inspired part of this drabble.
~_~_~_
The First Rule of Cop-Hood
Even if he wasn’t a cop (officer of the peace, perhaps?), Bruce Wayne knew the first rule of cop-hood:
You do not sleep with your partner. Ever.
Would this still apply if your ‘boyfriend’ (Damn reporters) only knew you as Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham, and not as Batman, the masked-vigilante who has been your partner-in-crime for the last several years?
Because really, when you see blue eyes darkening with lust behind glasses and your neck tickled by a mustache before getting sucked and bitten hard enough to leave a week-long hickey - Bruce groaned.
‘I am so screwed.’
~_~_~_
A/N: I think that Gordon not knowing Bruce Wayne is Batman, while being in a physical relationship with him, isn’t realistic. Sure, Bruce makes excuses (i.e. Polo, crashing cars, etc.), but Jim Gordon is a cop. He’s the Commissioner. He isn’t stupid or absent-minded, even if he is willing to never know the real identity of his ‘partner.’ And Bruce knows this, which is why I have no problem imagining him having…*pfft* intimacy issues when trying to get to the less/no-clothes part of a physical relationship. Poor Bastard.