Pimping!

[ivorykiss]

Comments

[firebunny]

This sounds fascinating. I must find out more.

[ivorykiss]

Oh it is fascinating! It's full of thoughtful insights, stunning visuals and melodious homages to the greatest love story ever to exist!

And we has pron.

What's not to love?

[lilbreck]

Oh, please, do tell us more! Is it... kinky porn?

[ivorykiss]

Oh yes!

If you have a thing for shy farmboys in plaid...

We got it!

How about that shy farmboy wearing black leather and buzzing on a little red rock from outerspace? Interested?

We got it!

Or maybe one arrogant alpha-male alien is more to your tastes. Guess what!?

We got it!

And if that wasn't enough to make one's heart go pitter-pat...

A deliciously wicked DNA stealing Zoner shows up too!

And the best part?

At some point they all get nekkid with Chloe!!!