As scary as this is, I'm game...

[itwontstopme]

Ask me a serious (or not) question about one to five of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal
7. Porn
8. The Future

No matter how rude, sexual or confidential, I will answer honestly.

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[taste4freedom]

Oh, the options.

The Future: What's one thing you want to have or do by the time you hit thirty?
Porn: Tits or arse?
Love: What's the most important thing to you in a relationship?
Drugs: Ever written yourself off with some subtance or another?
Sex: Want to do it again?

[itwontstopme]

The Future: Get married. No matter what, I'm an old fashioned Christian at heart, even if I don't understand why God effed me over.
Porn: This isn't a trap, is it? Ass.
Love: Laughing together. I can't be with anyone who doesn't give me a good laugh.
Drugs: Yes. I've experimented more than I should probably admit in my time.
Sex: Hell, yeah.

[taste4freedom]

Did my arse make the cut? And does laughing when you crashed into the fridge count? I meant it in the most sympathetic way. You're cute when you're drunk, albeit as uncoordinated as all hell.

Your place or mine?

[itwontstopme]

I think I might need to test it out again just to make sure. Yeah, but I saved face before giving myself concussion. You have to admit that was some pretty fancy wheelwork there.

Are you sure? I won't blame you at all if you want to leave it at one night.

[taste4freedom]

Oh, of course. We don't want any rash choices now. I was highly impressed, hot stuff. And you almost managed to completely spell out 'Ass' with the alphabet magnets. That is talent, my dear.

I thought you might be wanting to. What can I say? You might be quariplegic, but you fucking know how to use to it your advantage.

[itwontstopme]

My secret's out. My inner-most ambition is to win at a magnet spelling bee... if I can find the second s.

It was a good night, yeah? This is the part where I risk scaring you away by telling you sex is only successful for me if my partner knows how to make it work for me. And darlin', you more than knew.

[taste4freedom]

How about I just give you a good ol' eff instead?

It was a great night, Jason. Once we found our groove, I have to admit, I haven't felt that satisfied in a long time. The mind thing, you really know what you're talking about there. So to answer your question, yes, I'm sure. If you want to get together again, I'm not going to say no.

[itwontstopme]

You're going to kill me. I'm still recovering from being hit on.

Well, then, why don't you come on a date with me? We'll think about after later. I'd prefer to do something right for a change.

[taste4freedom]

Poor baby. I can kiss it better?

Okay. Sounds nice, cutie. Do you want me to help with the venue? I know you aren't so adept with New York yet.

[itwontstopme]

Absolutely.

No, let me do it. Hopefully I don't commit some sort of huge New York faux pas. I'll ask around for some advice. How about Wednesday night, say seven? I'll pick you up.

[taste4freedom]

It's a date. I'm looking forward to it.