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[itssextillion]

So I've noticed you radians have been been showing up in Violet City. I'm sure most of you are gonna try to challenge that gym leader what the factor is that 000s name ...-Faulker, right? I've got something good to sell you all. A zetta rare Pokemon for a total of 1,000 ye--Pokedollars.

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[A scowl.] You fractals better buy them.

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[foolishwren]

... Oh yeah? What is this rare Pokemon, then?

[Heather doesn't have the money, but she's curious and this guy sounds like kind of....(/sunglasses)... fishy. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]

[itssextillion]

[akdkxb well it doesn't help that Sho doesn't have enough people skills to be a good salesman.]

After it evolves, it can crunch any and all garbage. [it's not a lie. Gyarados is a bamf.]

[foolishwren]

That still doesn't answer my question.

[itssextillion]

[brb lying]

Dratini.

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[vagabondfool]

...Man, you've got a ways to go as a salesman if you think that's a good pitch.

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[itssextillion]

[he's a terrible salesman sob. Even Sho recognizes this isn't a strength of his.]

I'm not a salesman by trade.

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[vagabondfool]

S'pose I should've figured that, huh.

Still... if you're gonna sell anything, you oughta work on your pitch a bit there. Ridiculous as I think selling a Pokemon is, anyway...

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[itssextillion]

I'm a mathematician. I do proofs, not sales pitches.

Think of it like a pet shop.

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[darkenedgales]

Y'know, I don't think I'd buy anything from you if you were the last salesman on the planet.

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[itssextillion]

And I'm supposed to be insulted, right?

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[darkenedgales]

Nah, it's just a suggestion. Try something else. Big banners, loud music, buy 5 in price of 4, that sort of stuff.

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[itssextillion]

Subtracting the last solution ... those aren't bad.

[You just got a sort of compliment from Minamimoto. Relish it.]