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itsnotzura

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May 03, 2009 21:57

Hello. I would like to place an ad for a part-time bodyguard ( Read more... )

ooc: okama wayyy, not you, i hope you die, we would love to have you, ooc: kintama au, come have a drink, ooc: disaster, what an irritation, mama saigou should break your skull, i hate you

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cakefesta May 4 2009, 02:22:09 UTC

The heart is a lovely touch, as always, Zurako-chan.

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 02:26:09 UTC

I did not put it there. If I had added anything, it would have been blood shooting from your neck.

cakefesta May 4 2009, 02:27:06 UTC

I hear red is a color of passion.

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 02:28:56 UTC

I don't care.

Do not come in tonight. We are closed for the next seventeen years.

Jewish holidays.

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princeassassin May 4 2009, 02:31:30 UTC

ice cream.

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 02:32:38 UTC

Ah? We serve ice cream, yes.

princeassassin May 4 2009, 02:33:02 UTC

I want some!

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 02:34:52 UTC

I am afraid you are too young for my establishment.

Try the ice cream man.

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automailmaker May 4 2009, 02:39:08 UTC

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 02:40:59 UTC

Do you wish to apply, sir?

automailmaker May 4 2009, 02:41:27 UTC

SHUT YOUR FACE, I'M A WOMAN.

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 02:43:08 UTC

My apologies, miss.

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iggylicious May 4 2009, 03:19:06 UTC

Ew. He looks like some kind of predator.

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 03:21:31 UTC

He is. I would call the police, but they unnerve me and disturb my customers.

iggylicious May 4 2009, 03:24:45 UTC

Goodness, you can probably send him several glasses and knock him out or something...

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 03:26:22 UTC

He always comes back. I do not understand it.

Have we met?

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whee_go_boom May 4 2009, 03:43:17 UTC

Someone is stalking you, ma'am?

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 03:49:09 UTC

Yes. It is very upsetting.

whee_go_boom May 4 2009, 03:52:18 UTC

I'm very sorry to hear that, ma'am. He doesn't look very threatening, though.

zurakodesu May 4 2009, 03:54:03 UTC

No, he is full of sweets and lacking in true muscle tone. I am seeking a bodyguard mostly just so I may have a moment of peace.

Would you like to apply? I would be very grateful.

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