Invention Exchange #2

[itsjustashow]

Hey again everyone, looks like it's time for another invention exchange. My invention this week is inspired by the whale that Cloverfield was kind enough to hand off to the United Nations in the interests of world peace. Everyone's been trying to figure out what to do with this free gift, but you know what they say, don't look a gift whale in the

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[blackcontractor]

I have a question!

[itsjustashow]

Ask away, my friend.

[blackcontractor]

Is American food always this close to deadly?

[itsjustashow]

Yeah I'd say so.

[furiousmustard]

you are having the disgustingness.

the whalething is old and roted and full of the dizease that are to make things be taseting bad and sickly liek raisins.

adn yore busness senses are clearly in the lacking. how ar you to make these foods without excess of whalemeats? these beasts have the rarity in your world, i am understanding. it is poor plannings.

[itsjustashow]

Oh hey I remember you. Still working hard at Grammar Rock I see, good job.

And no you got it all wrong, it's only gonna taste like raisins if ya put raisins in it.

No way, you just list things as a delicacy and you're good to go.

[furiousmustard]

i am saying the word 'like' before raisins to emphasize that it is similar in nature but not having the identical flavors but it is seemeing you are inattentive to such things.

your continyud businessfailings show. ther is no such thing as a chain that servs delicasies. that is having the contradictedness of a hot popsikle. the point of chains is that they are serving common things cheaply.

[itsjustashow]

You mean like a simile?

You've hit the nail on the head there, my friend. It'll be a delicacy chain, full of cheap delicacies and other delights.

Hot popsicles will be on the dessert menu, of course. Can't have a delicacy chain without them you know.

[whipcrackx9000]

Probably the most foolish idea that a foolish fool like yourself could foolishly spout from that foolhardy fool of a fool's mouth of yours.

And I can already see that you'll probably conjure up more foolish ideas, so I suggest you stop thinking all together.

[itsjustashow]

Oh man now you're gonna have me saying that over and over again.

Oh but it's fun. You shoulda seen the stuff the Mads came up with. Ever tried chocolate fudge toothpaste?

[whipcrackx9000]

No, and I wouldn't even if you paid me. What sort of foolish idea is that?

[itsjustashow]

Hey, it wasn't my idea. Although it would get the kids to brush their teeth three times a day, you gotta admit.

[offthisplanet]

... You're joking, right?

[itsjustashow]

Usually.

[hesaphantom]

That's nasty!

[itsjustashow]

But you gotta admit, it's better than KFC.

[hesaphantom]

No!

[itsjustashow]

Have you had any KFC lately?