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[itsjustafruit]

I have a game for you. You'll like this. Except Phale, but sod that.

Get out there and find a hymnal. Yes a hymnal. Get out there and get one. Now.

Now open it and we'll play the "in bed" game. Pick a title, any title.

Our God Is An Awesome God...

... in bed.

Get it?

Keep going, there's so much to work with:
I Need Thee Every Hour

Comments

[westcoastrc]

I'll bite.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound...in bed.

[westcoastrc]

Well, this 'Phale' guy sounds like a real sport, if you ask me, of course, I can think of worse ways to "do good buy people."

Heh, yeah, you should.

[itsjustafruit]

He didn't specify how I had to do good for people, so that's his problem, not mine.

It would get boring. Everything gets boring after a while. Except sleeping, I'm very fond of sleeping.

[westcoastrc]

He your boss or something?

I wouldn't say "everything" gets boring, but life does have it's moments, yeah?

Heh, sleeping is the best. Have to say, I'm getting a lot more here than I ever did back home.

[itsjustafruit]

My boss? Hardly.

Give it time.

Consider this place the ultimate vacation from all of life's responsibilities. That's what I'm doing.

[westcoastrc]

So, who is he?

Heh, trust me, I'm getting tired of the war I keep having to fight. Watching all the people I care about die at the hands of creatures that hate us for hate's sake. Fun times, yeah?

Oh, I do, trust me.

[itsjustafruit]

My roommate.

I'm not much of a fighter, so I wouldn't know. I tend to stay out of those things.

Good for you. Too many people take this place too seriously. I think it's more like a giant amusement park.