30 pieces of silver ends up as a poor pay day when you think about it but it buys a lot of hemp rope

[itsjustafruit]

Dear Santa,

YOU AREN'T REAL

Love,
Anthony J. Crowley

[ooc: With apologies for the garish code. XD ]

Comments

[kingofatlantis]

Happy Christmas to you, then.

[itsjustafruit]

I think I'll just stay in.

[kingofatlantis]

Yeah, I've never been much a fan.

Here though, seems the fat bastard might squeeze his giant ass down your chimney for real just to piss you off.

[itsjustafruit]

I plan a nice fire Christmas eve.

[el_kabang]

Neither are aliens, demons, or anime characters, right~?

[itsjustafruit]

Are you one of those things?

[el_kabang]

Maybe. I live with vampires, so there's that, too.

[itsjustafruit]

Or you're in a nice padded room and your meds just aren't doing the trick.

[alexielobsessed]

Likened to a familiar saying.

[itsjustafruit]

You noticed.

[alexielobsessed]

I pay attention.

[itsjustafruit]

Most don't and they don't notice the seed being planted.

[tothelibrary]

...

That's a myth.

[itsjustafruit]

Note my restraint in not pointing out that Santa would be a Mythter, not a Myth.

[tothelibrary]

No, I mean he totally exists.

[itsjustafruit]

Why would I try to convince people that something real didn't exist?