Track 24: It's a hard life

[itsjustafruit]

You know, even the Christians and lions thing wasn't really all that interesting. I never understand how anyone could think that watching underfed felines eat mostly underfed humans is some kind of spectator sport

Comments

[fairy_srsly]

This is pretty primitive, huh? It's better when the animals fight each other.

[fairy_srsly]

Touche. You think that's the reason why implanted women so frequently over-tan themselves?

[itsjustafruit]

Vanity tends to be a package deal. It's all very clever, don't you think?

[fairy_srsly]

That's one way of looking at it. I'm Claudine. Nice to meet you.

[itsjustafruit]

It works for me.

Hi, Claudine. Anthony Crowley.

[fairy_srsly]

Glad I found someone to discuss the finer points of breast implants with.

[itsjustafruit]

We have yet to discuss what they bring to the undergarment industry.

[fairy_srsly]

Now that's something to be thankful to implants for. Bras have never been so supportive.

[itsjustafruit]

But will you thank them or hate them for self-tanner?

[fairy_srsly]

Hate them. Go get cancer for your tan, like everyone else. Jeez.

[itsjustafruit]

I don't say it often enough, but I like your attitude.

[fairy_srsly]

I like yours too! But I like everyone, so don't feel too special.

[itsjustafruit]

You might get over that here.

[fairy_srsly]

Probably. But let me stay blissfully ignorant for a little longer?

[itsjustafruit]

It won't take too long. Enjoy it while it lasts.