[note to self] but these are so delicious

[itsjondy_not210]

Okay, so the reason I bought the big bag of Chedder Jack & Sour Cream chips was so I wouldn't just eat them in one sitting

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[someyoungpup]

I swear that anything cheese flavored is laced with crack.

[itsjondy_not210]

I agree with you completely. There I am, contentedly watching my Iron Chef and the next thing I know Mario Batali is steaming razor clams and I have no chips.

But now I have wine instead of beer so I'm rooting around for something other than chips.

[someyoungpup]

I was just talking about Mario Batali the other day. The guy's a beast.

Lack of beer is a crime. You must go forth and replace the supply.

[itsjondy_not210]

He really is. He could cook for me anyday and I would just sit and stare. And probably drool.

It's not been diminished, I just feel like having some wine because I ran out of chips. The beer fridge is still stocked.

[someyoungpup]

Wait. You think that guy's hot?

Do the ritzy wine and crackers thing.

[itsjondy_not210]

I would sit and stare and drool AT THE FOOD. Fool.

Cheesecake, darling, wine and cheesecake.

[someyoungpup]

Fool and darling? I'm totally getting mixed signals here.

[itsjondy_not210]

Well darling was my Greta Garbo impersonation, my classy act.

Fool might have been the truth.

[someyoungpup]

Might. There's some leeway in there.

[itsjondy_not210]

Well Mario Batali is big and huggable like a teddy bear, I can dig that, it's in female genetic nature to go for the protector/provider kind of guy. So, you could have been right.

But you weren't. Mario Batali is definitely not hot to me.

I'm saving my final fool decision for later though.

[someyoungpup]

Do you usually go for the big and huggable types? I know there's more out there besides the Iron Chef.

You make it sound so daunting.

[itsjondy_not210]

I... I don't actually have a type, I don't think.

[someyoungpup]

No? You don't notice the qualities you like in a guy?

[itsjondy_not210]

Not really. I mean I guess I like tall guys, but I'm barely 5'3" if I've got heels on so anybody is taller than me.

I just don't like douchebags or men that think women are property, not partners. Otherwise I'm game for anybody?

[someyoungpup]

How tall are you without heels?

Douchebag is kinda subjective. Plenty of people call me that but you've put up with me pretty well so far.

[itsjondy_not210]

Five even if I'm not slouching.

You know how girls are supposed to dig the bad boy? I guess, 'cause I worked in a bar for a while, I'm over that. I don't need some guy pretending to be tough shit when I could probably kick his ass.