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[itselectric]

i know this sounds conceited
but i'm going to try out for america's next top model.

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[saycellardoor]

that would be AWESOME.

[itselectric]

that's what I'M sayin! i'm cute, i can do this. i want to model clothes and get shit for free.

[xdavinx]

they had tryouts at the mall over here. it was hot. i wanted to scoop a honey.

[itselectric]

ahah, i know you'd go sit at the icecream stand and be like,
"yo baby, can i buy you a fatfree yogurt?"

there's try-outs on saturday here but i'm a puss and i'm not going. i can't take the rejection

[xdavinx]

nah motherfuck fat free yogurt most of those girls are too skinny. i'd give them ice cream dipped in buttermilk or something siq