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[itsarift_thing]

Title: Caught in the Act
Author: mad_jaks
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: R for adult theme
Characters/Pairing: Reid/Morgan, OMC
Word count: 630
Beta: The truly wonderful jadesfire2808. Recognisable US companies by donutsweeper
Author's Note: Written for mmom(The Merry Month of Masturbation community): slash pairing + future!fic domestic setting = Crack!Criminal Minds moment
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Comments

[tarlanx]

LOL!! Loved this :-) I could just picture Spencer standing there delivering that lecture!

[itsarift_thing]

*G* Thank you so much for commenting, and seeing the funny side.

[wanted_a_pony]

I need to admit, right off, that I don't know either the characters or this fandom. But, y'know? It doesn't matter. I have a stepson.

This is sooo funny. Thank you for sharing!

[itsarift_thing]

:D Thanks for commenting. Wouldn't it be great if any of us actually had the nerve to do something like that? I reckon it would be far more effective lecture than telling them they'll go blind etc.

MJ

[wanted_a_pony]

Oh, I figure wanking is the safest of the alternatives available, by far, & to be encouraged! No, we just want our bathroom back - we have both a middle-aged & an elderly woman in the house & tying up a lav causes a crisis situation sometimes. ;-)

Not to mention the youth seems to bathe in Axe some days. The fumes could stun a moose. Srsly.

[itsarift_thing]

Actually you have a point! You really Do. Luckily we do not have an elderly woman in this house - we are just about managing to keep her in her own home (it's where I am just about to head off to).

There is a TON of Axe products in this house (it's called Lynx over here btw) mostly because my eldest boy works for a drugstore but also because some of them - SOME not all - don't smell too bad used *sparingly*. (Okay I admit it I have been known to nick it myself on ocassion!)
Honestly anything that encourages teenage boys to shower/bathe/generally smell a lot better than they could do otherwise, can't be all bad. Maybe us parents just need to invest in some kind of gas mask for a couple of years until our teens learn some (product) control?

[adafrog]

hee!

[itsarift_thing]

*G*
And good morning to you to :D

[widdershin]

Excellent! I really enjoyed this :D

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Thanks for commenting *g*

[softly_sweetly]

Loved this, sneaky Spencer :)

[itsarift_thing]

Thanks for commenting.
Him and Morgan are men, they are profilers and solving problems is their business. I reckoned there was no way they weren't going to know how to get the upper hand over one teenager :D

MJ