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A Huge Concert Arena No One Has Seen Before | Evening

Sep 11, 2011 17:37

Hannah was hanging onto the body by a thread, and she knew that if she didn't do something huge soon, her other personality -- lame, pathetic Miley -- would resurface. Her very dominance relied on doing things Miley would never do. Bad things. Things her daddy wouldn't approve of.

CURSE YOU, ROBBY RAY AND YOUR HORRIBLE RULES.

So tonight Hannah, in ( Read more... )

person: hannah my eeeevil alter ego, issue: fandom tries to out me, event: soap opera weekend, issue: can't be tamed, place: random arena, person: kenzi who knoooooows!, mood: rebellious

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Arrive its_theclimb September 11 2011, 22:38:38 UTC

The concert arena is huuuuge, since this is a soap and we need not obey pesky laws like the size of the island. Look, the lights are dimming! Oooh, concert time! DUN DUN DUN.

Re: Arrive steel_not_glass September 11 2011, 23:09:34 UTC

Backstage, Cindy was once again muttering under her breath. "It's just a job, just a job, I can do this, I need it for credit..."

There was a pole. And she just had to give the girl in front of her some tips for how to use it. She could do this, right?

"Okay," she said, more loudly. "You need to get a running start, jump onto the pole, and then swing around, wrapping your legs around it. It's called the Cyrus Slide, after that trampy little daughter of the Achey-Breaky guy or whatever."

HER BROWSING HISTORY WOULD NEVER RECOVER.

Re: Arrive its_theclimb September 11 2011, 23:14:41 UTC

Hannah frowned. "That sounds hard," she said confusedly. "Can't I just, like, use it as a dance partner? Just sorta... grind up against it like I did at the club last night?"

Oh, Hannah.

Re: Arrive steel_not_glass September 11 2011, 23:32:55 UTC

"Do you want to look like a slutty sixteen year old grooving on a pole? Or do you want to look like a mature and sexy woman in touch with her own sensuality?" Cindy asked, not bothering to even make it sound like she cared.

Protip: she didn't.

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Watch the Show its_theclimb September 11 2011, 22:40:04 UTC

At first it appeared to be a typical Hannah Montana concert. Until, right in the middle of "True Friend", Hannah pulled off her attire, revealing a skintight leather ensemble underneath. A pole suddenly appeared in the middle of the dance floor, and Hannah began to dance on it. Sensuously.

Gasp!

Re: Watch the Show regretiz4suckas September 12 2011, 00:01:58 UTC

"Tell me I can haf ze Internet rights to ziss, or I shoot you," Kenzi told a random cameraman. This was too good to be not making a profit off of!

Afterwards its_theclimb September 11 2011, 22:40:49 UTC

Wtf.

Re: Afterwards regretiz4suckas September 12 2011, 00:02:49 UTC

"Miley, my little pumpkin, zat vas vonderful," Kenzi gushed, looking oh so pleased. "You are like sex puppy now! Vay to go!"

Re: Afterwards its_theclimb September 12 2011, 00:05:01 UTC

"It's Hannah," Hannah growled. But then giggled, twirling in a circle in her stilettos. "But I know, right? That should QUASH MILEY LIKE A BUG."

Which was the objective here.

Re: Afterwards regretiz4suckas September 12 2011, 00:07:37 UTC

"Umm. Da, dahlink. Like a little hoppy bug..?" Perhaps Hannah would explain, yes? "You no wish to be secret any more?"

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OOC its_theclimb September 11 2011, 22:41:28 UTC

I cackle at my meta. I do.

Re: OOC regretiz4suckas September 12 2011, 00:15:43 UTC

Not as much as I do! *snickerdeath*

Re: OOC its_theclimb September 12 2011, 00:17:35 UTC

HEE. I AM GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING.

Heh. My two sexaphobes are so slutty this weekend, omgggg. And Kenzi is so... commanding. Mmm.

Re: OOC regretiz4suckas September 12 2011, 00:24:50 UTC

*cackles* I'm guessing where this is going, yes. *snort*

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