Seven Rose Petals Fall - [Action | Accidental Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Dist had been out most of the day today, amazingly, despite the wind. He was used to colder weather, and his coat kept him farly insulated against the crisp breeze. Of course, this was still a problem as the man was looking over a detailed blueprint he just finished moments ago, holding the pages down so the paper wouldn't blow away. That's the

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[offallingsnow]

Saphir, what's going on? Where are you?

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[its_rose_damnit]

[Sorry, Nephry, you're going to have to speak a little louder. He's a bit preoccupied with screaming at the thing chewing on his precious fontech at the moment.]

You ignorant beast, I hope you choke!! Drop it right now!

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[offallingsnow]

Saphir!

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[its_rose_damnit]

What?!

[...Oh, no one was behind him. Oops. Dist snatched up his journal, grinding his teeth together as the--the thing gnawed on his gift like it was some kind of rawhide bone.]

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[crytearsofjoy]

[Winry walks outside the smithy for a small break and some fresh air. From afar she sees Dist, and despite the last time they spoke he hollered at her, she's happy to see him and tries to approach.]

Dist - !

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[crytearsofjoy]

[...And then she sees him arguing with a monster in the plaza and she just. Watches. Because what is that and why is it bothering Dist?]

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[its_rose_damnit]

[Oh, yes, he's almost forgotten about that, given how much has gone on already. He'll be sure to apologize for snapping at her maybe once he's not so distracted. For now though, Dist doesn't notice Winry in the slightest. He's just throwing a wonderful tantrum as the enormous creature watches him and guffaws loudly.]

You--DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME!!

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[crytearsofjoy]

[Pfffft. Okay approaching now.]

Dist, I don't think yelling at it is going to work.

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[lezareno_prez]

[All of that noise is enough to get Regal running out of the bakery, only to stop short at the sight of the... very strange creature chewing on a piece of fontech. Jeez, Dist, he'd thought you were dying or something. But he recovers quickly!]

I would consider myself lucky that its tastes seem to run more towards the inanimate.

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[its_rose_damnit]

[He practically is dying, seeing the gift Guy gave him being devoured by some...thing and being unable to stop it. Yeah, next thing he's making is a weapon, undoubtedly. Also you're getting a glare, Regal. He doesn't appreciate the dark humor.]

That's not the point! I had thought we were done with these brainless monsters!! And it's eating my fonmachine! I had just finished studying it, as well... I just needed to test it!! Now it's ruined thanks to this creature!

[Said creature just swishes its tail lazily and grins at the both of them, hurdur.]

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[lezareno_prez]

[Keep on acting like that and he's going to start to wish that it actually DID chew on your head, Dist.]

Hold on, I have an idea.

[He'll just disappear back inside the bakery for a moment, and when he reappears, he has a plate full of cookies, which he sets down on the ground.]

Perhaps it will stop trying to eat that fonmachine of yours if it's given the option of actual food instead.

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[its_rose_damnit]

[Hey, he just finished looking at it and writing up blueprints and notes! Do you know how long that took?! All he needed to do was test it last, and that's not gonna work now. Of course Dist's indignant.]

It had better be a good one!

[Dist waits, huffing at the pokemon as it wagged its tail at him. However, once the smell of fresh-baked cookies reached his nose, the pokemon did indeed drop the fonmachine in favor of the thing that actually smelled tasty.

And in that moment where the air filtration unit goes crashing to the ground, Dist rushes over and picks it up, cradling it as if it were his first born.]

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[wildconqueror]

[That's the noise of an Aggron! That's the noise of a -

- NO RONO, RONO STOP EATING THE MACHINES, THAT IS NOT FOR POKEMON ;A;!!

keywords very relevant]

Na, knock it off!! Put that DOWN-

[And suddenly there is a smallish girl grabbing the beast by the shoulder and shoving him a bit, then yanking on his shiny new chewtoy. The monster whines and tugs back, and...and now it is some sort of tug-o-war.

oh what the hell]

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[its_rose_damnit]

[GOOD LORD, WHAT IS THAT GIRL DOING, SHE'S GOING TO GET KILLED! Dist stares, horrified, and takes a step forward to intervene, before...that. He continues staring, but in a bit of a blank stupor.

What should he do?! Dist doesn't exactly want to get in between a large, metallic whatever-it-was any time soon, but when the fontech the Aggron was tugging on gave a loud whine of protest, he stepped forward again and grabbed the girl - and his precious fonmachine - away by the waist.]

ENOUGH! You're breaking it even more!! [Snatching the machine back now, and cradling it pitifully. ;A; It was a gift, damnit! It was a gift and you broke it!!]

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[wildconqueror]

Bwaah?

[oh...oh RONO YOU DID SOMETHING BAD DIDN'T YOU]

He didn't...try ta eat that, did he...?

[gdit you moron - stop grinning like that]

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[its_rose_damnit]

[Dist snarls, glaring first at the tiny kid then even more so at the grinning monster. Yulia Jue, he's going to kill it.]

It was in its mouth, you ignorant child! What else do you think it was trying to do with it?! Don't tell me this thing is yours?!

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[fonon_professor]

[The first part of that entry sounded awfully like Dist was being approached by the Malnosso's kidnap droids. Then it turned into something completely different and more confusing.]

Saphir?

[Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Was the the Professor? Dist made a desperate grab for his journal as the Aggron looked around for the source of the new voice - heaven forbid it eat that next - and looked inside.]

...Professor? [CRUNCH!] No, stop that!! If you ruin my fonmachine, you slimy reptile, I'll dissect you and remove it from your stomach, beast!

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[fonon_professor]

[An animal that eats fonmachines? That's a peculiar taste... Either way, she'll just wait for Dist to save his precious research and come to his senses again.]

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[its_rose_damnit]

[It'll be some time later that Dist actually has his fonmachine back, albeit in a few more pieces than it was before, and he's not exactly in any better a mood than he was before.]

Absolutely ruined...! That blasted girl and her idiotic partner! I swear if I ever see that thing again, it'll be on an examination table!! [Looking into the journal now.] ...My apologies, Professor.