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[its_me_hooray]

TOWELS! HOT WATER! Where are my towels!? My kettle, I can't find it! Can I borrow someone's!? It's happening! It's finally happening! There are cracks all over it! It's cheeping!

CRAP, why now!? A child is supposed to recognize their daddy so a connection can be made, but Edensphere turned me human! This will never work! He or she will grow up to

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[sumi_eight]

Are you in need of assistance? [Translation: "What the hades is going on?"]

[its_me_hooray]

Do you have a kettle?

[sumi_eight]

Yes, I have. What is it that's hatching, exactly?

[its_me_hooray]

The legacy of a fallen chocobo friend! Do you know why people need hot water and towels when it comes to babies? The books tell me that's what the dad's supposed to do.

[feathered_earth]

Whoa, Night, calm down! [scanning over the above thread.] It's hatching?!

[its_me_hooray]

It's hatching! The pitter-patter of clawed feet! I'm so proud, I was worried Ponytail Guy gave me a dud egg!

[feathered_earth]

Oh, that's so exciting! Can I come see? I love baby chocobos!

[its_me_hooray]

If they're anything like baby chickens, it will be very fluffy! You may!

[weaver_girl]

You're getting dizzy? That's not good if the egg is hatching! Would you like me to come over?

[its_me_hooray]

Special Agent Kagerou Mystery Last Name! Where would I be without my trusty pal? I would love your help!

[weaver_girl]

I'll be right there! With towels, if you can get a kettle from [a quick glance up] Miss Sumi?

[cathar_jedi]

You must remember to breathe, and - [She's read something about eggs. Push past that silence and think...] - do not force the hatch, only assist.

I think perhaps that as long as your voice is the same, it shall be fine.

[its_me_hooray]

Breathing! I guess I started to panic, my heart was racing!

...Really? That puts a load off my mind, I think.

[cathar_jedi]

Try to settle yourself. Remember that the outside world is much more alarming than the inside of an egg, and you do not wish for it to be too distressed.

I would come to assist, but I doubt that I could help, without the Force.

[its_me_hooray]

Don't be silly! I don't have the Force. I think... (...what is it?) and I'm doing just super!

Handmaiden has it too, right?

[seeya_next_life]

[*is pretty sure he has no idea how to do anything with babies, but has read this and is sympathetic. because he has a heart this week.*]

[its_me_hooray]

[You can be the pyro uncle.]

[seeya_next_life]

[sweet! XD]

[seeya_next_life]

[Actually, there is one thing he will comment on, now I think on it...]

What do you mean 'turned me human'? Is that what everyone's been on about feeling weird?

Also congrats on becoming a father: good luck with Feathers.