Two: This is NOT What I Call a JOB!

[its_me_dupree]

[After several days of exploring the town and terrorizing various people, DuPree recieves a phone call reminding her that her 'vacation' is over and that she's on the schedule tomorrow. After a bit of intimidation of one of the freaky natives of the place, she learns that she works at Neutron Diner and gets the bemused man to give her directions.

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[myblimpisbigger]

[This is... kind of hilarious actually. A drone suggested that he go and visit his 'wife' for lunch, so here he is, watching her trying so valiantly to not stick her roller-skates through someone's face.]

Amazing. Noone is screaming in terror.

[its_me_dupree]

[She skates over to him and leans against his table.]

You had better be here to rescue me.

[myblimpisbigger]

Nonsense. I'm here to say hello to my lovely wife.

[See this? This is barely-contained laughter right here.]

[its_me_dupree]

[There is a knife wrapped in that napkin right there. Oh, but now it's sticking out of the table.]

I am not your wife.

[Just then, another waitress skates by.]

Oh, your husband came for lunch? Why don't you take your break, I'll cover your tables.

[DuPree scowls at the world.]