Two things that never fail...

[itmon]

1.) I swear…every time at work that I have to go take a piss, someone has to park right next to me at the urinals and strike up a conversation. For me, this is DAMN uncomfortable. I do NOT like to sit and have a conversation with my meat hanging out. Much less be cornered and questioned by the exec. director of my department! He might as well

Comments

[joseebus]

Well hell, man. I'd want to talk to you while you were taking a piss. I thought everybody did that. lol ;-)

[itmon]

...sick fuck!

[anonymous]

I wish I knew what it was like to use a urinal and pee from a penis.