Anarchist AU

[itmeans_arm]

*Forti, not being completely dense, has noticed that there has been some political oddness in Denmark of late. and he has certainly noticed that ambassadors have been sent to Norway. he's rather frustrated about that, given that Claudius could have just talked to him. so if he's too busy rolling his eyes over the situation to pay attention to

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[riotous_head]

*... then he might collide with someone who--for the record--totally said this was going to happen. Laertes takes a sharp step back, and closes his lips on an irate remark* Well. You're still in Denmark.

[riotous_head]

So I take it you haven't been involved in the diplomatic proceedings. *a drink of his coffee* That's interesting.

[itmeans_arm]

I'm not senile enough to negotiate with, obviously.

[riotous_head]

Or, more importantly, sending the diplomats was designed to placate me and not you. *shrugs* We were apparently more annoying than you were in our campaign. Which is a feat in itself.

[itmeans_arm]

I'll have to brush up my annoying skills. *sips his coffee* What do you want with Norway?

[riotous_head]

Diplomacy. No more building up our troops along the shore, no more explosions in embassies--I want us to settle our differences openly and peaceably.

[itmeans_arm]

Hey, I'm willing.

[riotous_head]

You want the northern chunk of our country.

[itmeans_arm]

*grins* And if you give it to me peaceably, there won't be any explosions.

[riotous_head]

That's as close as I've heard to an admission that your people were behind Murmansk.

[itmeans_arm]

No, an admission would be if I said there won't be any more explosions.

[riotous_head]

But your people were behind it.

[itmeans_arm]

*shrugs* Not like anyone was there.

[riotous_head]

My boyfriend lost his arm in that.

[itmeans_arm]

*...frowns* In Murmansk?

[riotous_head]

No, in the other explosion that your people engineered. *can't keep his face neutral any longer--now he's just flat-out glaring*