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[ithilien_lord]

*has found an innocent log to hack and stab*

*gruntthrusts*

Fucker! Why couldn't you stay dead?

*thrusthacks*

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[tar_calion]

*out looking for innocent animals to fire arrows at*

*spots you*

I prefer to hunt animals rather than trees. More of a challenge; they move around more.

[tar_calion]

Probably a good idea. I get the impression she wants it sorted too, you know.

[ithilien_lord]

Yup, you're right about that.

Uhm, say, you're not looking for compentent employees, are you?

[tar_calion]

Actually, I could use some new help...my former right-hand, Bob, seems to have gone completely loo-lah, I don't know what's wrong with him. :S

Send me your CV? ;)

[ithilien_lord]

*groan* Steward of Gondor and Prince of Ithilien isn't enough qualification, eh?

[tar_calion]

*shrugs* It'll do.

*grins*

[ithilien_lord]

:P

Gee, thanks. Would the job require to move out three?

[tar_calion]

Well, yes. I like my people up bright and early for drills. I can get some accomodation sorted out for you and I guaruntee it would be better than a room at the pub.

[ithilien_lord]

Excellent. Possibly accomodation for two? ;)

*employment and an ally! excited OME!!!*

[tar_calion]

Of course. :)

*A new minion, YAY!*
*is SO throwing Bob out on his ass*

*shakes your hand* Welcome aboard. Now, first job for you - Go and see your wife.

[ithilien_lord]

*doesn't appreciate to be called minion :S*

*salutes*

Yessir, I'll do that! :D

Good hunting to you, sir!

*hurries back to town*

[tar_calion]

*Bah semantics*

*smiles, watching you leave*

*picks up his bow again then spots a deer*

Awwww...Bambi...*fires an arrow*

HAHAHAHA! Die motherfucker!!! >:D