tio }{ we got a warning light

[itextedyou]

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[ Eric's pale face appears shoved into the lense of the camera, which is clearly being hand held, because it wobbles, showing a backdrop of a busy red and black club behind him. There is a wad of tissue shoved into one of his nostrils, tinged with blood, and although his expression is neutral and his voice is deadpan, as always, his

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[darkest0knight]

Huh. I've never seen a vampire with a nosebleed before.

By the way? Not a good look for you.

[itextedyou]

I just woke up from the world's worst two hour undead power-nap. Of course I have a nosebleed.

And everything is a good look on me.

[darkest0knight]

Lack of sleep never gave anyone I know a nosebleed before.

And wad of tissues up the nose doesn't look good on anyone, especially you.

[itextedyou]

I am not anyone else you have known before. Sleep is required to recharge whatever magic it is that allows us to exist. Don't ask me to explain it, I don't fully understand, nor do I care.

That is a matter of opinion. You dislike me, therefore your opinion is invalid.

voice;

[downrightlinear]

So what kind of food are you putting out at this breakfast?

voice;

[itextedyou]

Breakfast food. Eggs. Pancakes. Sausages. Fresh fruit. Although there will be house specials, such as our in-house sparkling blood orange juice.

What did you think we were putting out?

voice;

[downrightlinear]

Are you really gonna make me say it?

voice;

[itextedyou]

Yes. It makes me happy to make you say it in words.

[idkmybffsatan]

Did someone punch you in the nose?

[itextedyou]

Firstly. They would not have had the opportunity.

Secondly. No.

[idkmybffsatan]

Did an earthquake startle you and cause you to hit your nose against the underside of your coffin lid?

[itextedyou]

You can read. Use your context clues.

I haven't slept well.

audio;

[notevenagirl]

'Cause crying blood wasn't gross enough already.

audio; o hai

[itextedyou]

I hope that you have had better luck sleeping than I have?

I also hope that Bill has explained to you...the unfortunate effects of sleep deprivation. Somehow I feel as if he has not, being himself.

audio; hello~

[notevenagirl]

I haven't and he didn't. All he said is that I'd get si-

Gross, it comes out of your ears, too?

audio; isn't it late for you

[itextedyou]

That figures.

I suggest investing in a box of Q-Tips. And getting something to eat. If you are well-fed, the hemorrhaging will decrease. You know-- this is why I refused to move to California. That and all of the mainstreaming human-marrying hippies.

TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO LAUGH

[suckeh]

SHUT UP SOOKIE IT'S NOT FUNNY

[itextedyou]