åtta }{ i wish i could buy back the woman you stole

[itextedyou]

[ video post ]

[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood,

Comments

[punchlikeagirl]

Are you going to need like, ummm, a drink or something after all that?

[punchlikeagirl]

About that, it's now the Fangrila Tea Shop <3

[itextedyou]

You are very adorable.

[punchlikeagirl]

Why thank you for noticing!

And I guess you don't have to wear the frilly apron I made for you for the tea shop motif.

[itextedyou]

I am not threatened by the idea of frilly aprons.

[punchlikeagirl]

Eric Northman's manliness tops frilly aprons?

[itextedyou]

My manliness is implicit. It tops everything.

[punchlikeagirl]

I don't know, I have a hard time imagining your manliness topping, say, a Playboy Bunny outfit.

[itextedyou]

I am fairly self-assured that I could manage it.

[punchlikeagirl]

Have you ever worn one? They're not built for guys at all.

[itextedyou]

I have not.

[punchlikeagirl]

There's no place for the male anatomy to go. Even if you have the confidence and build to wear one, it's going to be hella uncomfortable. Hopefully that never gets put to the test though.