Day 35: Film Review: Hitman

[itasianinvasion]

 
I rented “Hitman” last night.  While miles better than the previews made it out to be, it’s nowhere near as good as it thinks it is.

The previews would let you think that main character Agent 47 was grown by a radical offshoot of some religious organization, and he’s carrying out God’s will.  I have absolutely no idea why the marketing behind this

Comments

[coolhandskippy]

the one thing josh and i agree on about hitman is that we can't remember any of it

[itasianinvasion]

What could you and Josh possibly have done that would affect your memory?

I mean you're both intelligent young men. What could explain these lapses in memory? What could you two do, probably twice a day, that would put holes like this in your recollection?

Hunh. That's weird.

I'm stumped.

[coolhandskippy]

well, it was partly that. and partly because we agreed it was so bad.

[not_a_girl]

This movie lost me when all the agents during the train fight decided to drop their guns and fight with katana. Like real men. No. Just no.

[itasianinvasion]

Yeah, there was really no sense of them having a code what with the constant betrayal, and making people swallow C4.

Why couldn't they all just have run out of bullets?