Being Human: Good Times, Bad Times [Hal/Cutler + ensemble] 1/?

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “Good Times, Bad Times”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R
Timeline: canon divergence mid-Episode 4x08, “The War Child”
Summary: When Cutler comes to Honolulu Heights with the purpose of killing Eve, it is Hal who opens the door. And he doesn’t let him enter. From here on out, it’s either a horror show or a sitcom. Cutler is not quite certain what

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[shirogiku]

OMFG!!!

THIIIIS!!!

Every line, its just crackles <333

It's like, the complete opposite of that Hal and Pearl fic - spunky, funny and Buffyeque (in the best possible way).

Dear falling star, he thinks. You might have misinterpreted my last wish because I can’t remember asking for a road trip of doom with Childe Harold, his labradoodle, two man-eating slayerettes and a perpetuum mobile-powered wailing mini-goblin. So twinkle, twinkle, little bitch. You’ll get yours just like the rest of this stinking-. still the best train of thought ever XD

What he does best, Cutler thinks.

“Dying.” EVIL!

me liiiiiikey *____*

[istne_pieklo]

I'm practicing my funny, can you tell? XDD But to be serious, I really wanted something lulzy and cracky after all the angst. But of course knowing me, this fic will not be completely angst-free. The next chapter f.ex. is shaping up to be pretty intense. ;)))
Haha, poor Cutler, even falling stars can fuck him over. >_<
Thaaaank you, darling! <333 I'm glad you liked it! XD

[shirogiku]

Are you kidding? I'm loving it! It's like BH and BtVS's hellspawn with a dash of general Erin awesomeness XD

WHY CAN'T I WATCH IT ON TV T___T

[istne_pieklo]

LOL, well, Tell Me I'm a Screwed Up Mess was an experiment to see what would happen if Whedon wrote SPN. This is apparently to see Whedon writing BH. XD >_< It's so painfully obvious who my role models are. XDDD (And then I need to throw smn off the building to satirize Moffat. Maybe Mr Snow? XDDD))))
WHY CAN'T I??? XDDD

[non_canonical]

OMG this one has it all! All the characters, the drama, the angst, the comedy. And possibly the best Cutler "voice" ever! XD

I've had to wait all day for a chance to read this. And now I'm on the train, and I've finally got the chance - and the other passengers are staring because I'm cackling dementedly. LOL So apologies for the brief comment, because I'm typing this on my mobile.

Poor Cutler, and the never-ending drama that is his life. XD How many more times will he have to watch Hal "die"? Tell me he's not proper dead this time - surely you wouldn't be so cruel. ;) That was a truly evil cliffhanger!

And the best thing about it is there's more to come. And I have absolutely no idea what direction it's heading in. Brilliant! :D

[istne_pieklo]

Hehe, it's my alternative to series 5 set in the parallel reality where Lord Toby wasn't so evil and didn't kill Cutler off. XD Because seriously! *sobs*
Yay for demented cackling. XDDD
surely you wouldn't be so cruel YA NEVAH KNOW!!! XDDD Maybe Hal dies and Cutler becomes the new head vamp. XDDDD Then he has an epic love story with Tom, and Alex is jealous b/c she totes thinks he killed her b/c he liked her. XDDD And Annie makes tea for everyone. And then they all dance on Hal's grave. And then Mr Snow reforms and joins them. And they take him to the dentist and hold his hand through it because he's afraid. [/stop me] This is where it's heading. ;))))

[non_canonical]

I'm so glad you're writing series 5 the way it should have gone. I've managed to out-angst even myself lately, and I'm craving something more light-hearted. Something with Cutler. And something with Cutler/Hal, even if it's only little hints. :D

I know that you totally would be that cruel, you evil author you! :P But just remember: the longer you keep Hal alive, the more you can torment Cutler. ;)

I don't care if that is where it's heading. If you're writing it, I'm along for the ride! XD

[istne_pieklo]

I'm actually planning to make the Hal/Cutler part more explicit. Cutler is not the type to give up easily. It's just, he needs to get past his resentment at first. He's pretty pissed at Hal.
Cutler's trials and tribulations have only just begun. Muhahahaha!
And then of course Mr Snow joins in and they all have an orgy. XD

[istne_pieklo]

Even I can't believe I'm writing this. XDD It's a pretty old idea. I started it a couple of times and couldn't get past the opening lines. Then a couple of days ago it just hit me all over again. XDD
Haha, Hal should have spent less time gawking at black limos.
I take sadistic pleasure in writing Cutler and Alex together. She can sass him or beat him up, I don't even care. It's fun either way. XDD If Cutler hadn't died, I'd have loved to see their interaction in canon some more. T_T
Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it. More is coming soon. :)))