May 30, 2010 23:16
Private and encrypted to Ephram Green
Ephram,
You said there were certain things you couldn't say to me in a semi-public place. This message is private and encrypted. Can you tell me now, or are you still too big a pussy?
Commander Riley, ISS Enterprise
Private to Leonard McCoy
Bones? Are you there?
Riley
no really don't fuck with me,
fuck me gently with a chainsaw,
m!bones,
ephram...,
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A Commander now? Moving quickly up in the world, aren't we.
Ephram
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Yes. First officer, as well. I love how you avoided the question.
Commander Riley
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Merely making polite conversation.
Kevin, I...am afraid for you. At home, people knew not to harass you, but out on that starship...
Kevin, I want you home. It isn't home with you gone.
Ephram
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People here know not to harass me, too. I made sure of that the first time someone did harass me.
Ephram...I'm the first officer of Starfleet's flagship, and well on my way to becoming Captain. Do you think I'd give that up to go be your trophy boy?
Riley
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What d'you want, Riley, I'm busy.
LM
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Fine. Fuck you, too.
Ephram's bothering me again and I just had what I think was a panic attack. Not that you'd obviously care, I just thought you should know.
I'm feeling better now, but still a bit shaken up.
Riley
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Course I care.
Just sit down for a while and stay there - don't go wandering around anywhere. D'you know where he is at the moment?
LM
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I assume he's back on his station, though he might've sent a goon to stalk me. We've been communicating through messages.
Riley
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