Fun with grammar, two kinds

[isomeme]

Random thought on the bus this morning: If one who takes passage is a "passenger", and one who carries a message is a "messenger", is one who eats sausage a "sausenger"?  For that matter, as we age is each of us an "enger"?

On an entirely unrelated note, and especially for

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as one who's been forced to eat a lot of sh**t recently

[krishnahermes]

I suppose right now I'm being made a sh*ttenger!"