> Aradia: Party hard.

[aradiate]

[ Just because it's Monday doesn't mean there isn't time for PARTYING. No other place knows this better than...

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JUST THREADJACK

[camefirst]

[ So I mean

If you're up for watching

Travis is in a suit (what qualifies as a suit for travis: black jeans, black jacket, and a tuxedo t-shirt) and a misplaced black top hat and has a lovely yougotused behind him on his pimped out bike.

You can imagine where this is going.

I mean, in the wedding drive-thru. ]

[lolspiritfinger]

I'm not whipped, I just know how to play the cards in my favor. [read: totally fucking whipped]

You got a lawyer ready once your bride realizes you're a jackass and decides to ditch?

[camefirst]

My bride is a fucking A+ Classy Broad and the only reason I ain't getting off my bike to punch you for that is because she deserves a proper goddamn wedding and that doesn't involve kicking your ass.

[yougotused]

[just coolly looking at him 8|]

Exactly what is "lame" about this?

[lolspiritfinger]

Uh, the guy riding you down the aisle?

[KANYE SHRUG]

Hey, he's your regret tomorrow morning, I'm just calling it like I see it.

[yougotused]

Your "call" is inaccurate, I assure you.

[aradiate]

i did n0t realize that human mating rituals c0uld 0ccur s0 quickly

[camefirst]

Oh, they can happen quicker.

[aradiate]

0h
is that supp0sed t0 be a g00d thing

[camefirst]

Well, yes.

[aradiate]

0kay
it just seems very hurried
and maybe n0t a g00d idea in retr0spect

[camefirst]

Living fast ain't necessarily a problem.

[aradiate]

s0 this is where i say c0ngratulati0ns anyways right

[camefirst]

Shit yeah.

[aradiate]

0kay
c0ngratulati0ns 0n y0ur quick and easy matespritship cerem0ny

[camefirst]

Aaaaand thank you.