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Good news: I can run 5 miles under 45 minutes...
Bad News: I am bleeding from 4 spots because I had to scale a wall in my house to break into a window because my fuck face guardians decided to lock the door as their sun was running, without a key...
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I was just in the store, and this stranger gives me a hug.
I turn around, and apperantly I am well known. He has never met me, but heard about me from a friend of his who I met at a party...
I guess black and blue hair is unique, so now I have an ally at the Dollar General...
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John: Dad, I'm going for a walk
Dad: I'd rather you stay inside
John: It's 8, and I'll be back before nine...
He just stared at me...
Dad: I'd rather you stay inside
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I'm going to add bleech to all his fucking plants...
And I'm climbing out my window in
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I woke up this morning and had my own moment of silence -
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The best part of not picking up my phone:
I am a reading monster -
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John: Is there any place that you can tell someone your problems and not actually talk to a person or feel bad about taking up their time by bitching ( Read more... ) -
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I swear to God this is the last time I am going ot clean up puppy shit from off a crate...
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The 2nd worse feeling someone can expereince:
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I'm getting a precalculous tutor...
You would think someone in honors precalculuos would be moved down to regular precalculous before he had to pay someone to explain to him what he never learned...