The Middleton Legacies 1.2
The Middleton Legacies
1.2
Previously
[ 1.1] [1.0] [ Disclaimer]
Alright! So, because my town was so dead it's not funny, I decided to install the Nraas Story Progression mod and can I just say how awesome it is?! To test the mod, the first thing I, Sim God, did was to nudge the Middletons to the neighbourhood park.
Where there was only this girl standing in her own pee-pee.
Where's everyone at?!
So I checked the map view, and it seemed that for some bizarre reason, everyone was congregating at Plumbob Pictures Backlot.
And I mean everyone.
They were freaking dying there. So I fixed that little glitch up, checked out the park again the next morning, and---
These guys were already waiting for Helene to sign their autograph books ...
... while Colter teaches Daniel his first few baby steps.
But the glitches doesn't end there!
After some sexy times, Helene steps out of the shower ...
Wtf do you think you're doing?!
Helene: I'm gardening. What does it look like I'm doing?!
The upside of this glitch was that it made me realize I needed to download custom skins. Stat.
Anyway, just when I thought my problems were over, this guy decides to pull the disappearing butler act on me.
Butler: I've had it with overpaid work!
#FirstWorldSim Problems.
But this time, Sim God is on to him and immediately sets Helene into some decent clothes to chase him down ...
... and fire his sorry arse!
Really though, I'm not sure why this keeps happening. His relationship bar with Helene and Colter is fine last time I checked - and come on, he totally loves Daniel!
Sorry Helene, looks like you'll be doing more of this now.
Anyway, tired of the rather menial household chores, Helene decides to take Daniel out for one last stroll before he ages up.
Where's Daddy, you ask?
Doing what he does best.
God knows whose party at whose house he's at this time.
It's high time Colter calmed down and matured a bit, though, so one trip to buy mode and a birthday cake later ...
... and we have him transform into this super-stud.
Colter: Erm, I look exactly the same.
No, you definitely have wrinkles.
Colter had an epic birthday party, but the best part of the day was of course--
the birthday smex.
Since the Middletons no longer had a butler and for some reason Daniel hasn't aged up yet, the first thing Helene had to do in the morning was call for a babysitter. Hopefully they'll be competent at taking care of Danny.
And of course, once the babysitter arrives, the first thing he does is ask Helene for an autograph ...
Babysitter: Omigod omigod!
Helene: Calm yo titties.
... and instead of taking care of Daniel, he talks to plants. *facepalm.
... right in the sprinklers.
Luckily we didn't have to leave Daniel with the slightly schizophrenic babysitter for long, though, because Daddy came home pretty qui---
WHAT THE FRAKKKK
What have you doooonnneee???
I'd rather the korean boyband wannabe any time! Looks like we'll be visiting aunt Isabel, one of our town's top stylists, and fix this. Right now.
But of course the second the babysitter leaves, Daniel decides to age up.
I just ... don't ...
One makeover and a hair cut later ...
eh. That will have to do.
He was so much cuter as a toddler *cries*. Anyway. I rolled the random dice and he got photographer's eye. I've never played with this trait before so, erm ... we'll see how it goes. And he suddenly has three celebrity stars. I mean wutt? Is this because his parents are both five-star celebs?
But - uh-oh, what's this?
Could it be?
Yes, it could.
Tough luck, Daniel. Looks like you've got competition.
Next time: (A ton of) birthdays and midlife crises.