This little bit of silliness is for
helleboredoll,
joandarck,
the_familiar, and all the other participants in the recent trend of Paul Gross/his characters RPF. Thanks to
malnpudl for excellent beta, as always.
Superego
Paul/Paul (sort of), PG13, 1425 words
Summary: Apparently his subconscious was having a hell of a party.
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"There's only one way to solve those problems permanently," said another voice - another version of his voice - and Paul didn't even need to look up, because he recognized the derisive timbre, the hint of menace lurking underneath. He'd worked hard on that one, too.
"No thank you, Patrick," he said firmly.
"Just a suggestion."
Too, too funny.
And Paul, attracted to Ms. Fraser? So funny. And so in denial, because Fraser did not make a particularly attractive/convincing cross-dresser, I thought. Great legs, absolutely, but overall just so masculine.
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"You're crazy."
"You're the one talking to a drunken hallucination."
"Point taken," said Paul, and poured himself some more Scotch.
At least Paul is being sensible about the whole thing.
I love the little bit about Paul noting that Fraser would, at least, keep away from the alcohol. For some reason, I think that may have actually been my favourite part.
Or it would be if not for the ENDING, which is surprising and so perfect. Paul finding Ms. Fraser attractive (oh, Paul) ... dear god. Just. Excellent job. *g*
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"And you're not, either! Right?" Suddenly frantic, Paul swung around to face Patrick. "Or you. Or you,"
[giggling accelerates] Sure, honey.
But this is the best part ever, ever.
Oh, fuck, thought Paul, burying his face in his hands. He should have known he would show up. At least he wouldn't drink any of his Scotch.
I officially howl and die. Thank you!
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Sorry for not providing the sex - maybe next time. Glad you enjoyed it!
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