Notes on a banana

[isildur]

Hands: the enemy. You're just about to fall asleep and then these OMG HUGE PINK THINGS come barging into your field of vision and poke you RIGHT IN THE EYE and wake you up. Goddamn hands

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[xleste]

This amuses me. I swear I will dig these out for reading at Robin's wedding. By then I will be the batty old lady, ranting inanely about the horrors of Platt jello and how it traumatized me for life.

[pylocatabasis]

It shouldn't be too long before naked is no longer the enemy but is quite the preferred state of being. Unfortunately, this will probably coincide with the myelination of the "fine motor function in hands" and "understanding of clothing fastener function" cortices.