have an excellent time remembering our war dead by shoving hot dogs in your face

ME I'll be doing an all-day marathon of RIBS and BEER. I'M gonna fill the kiddie pool up with barbeque sauce and sit in it with this song playing in the background:

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fuck the neighbors

don't drink Party Rick's lemonade

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:)

Butch's has a new potato and cheddar pizza and it is fucking amazing.

SERIOUSLY IT'S BAKED POTATO IN PIZZA FORM WHAT COULD GO WRONG

ONCE THERE WAS A GUY and he loved this thing a whole lot ( Read more... )

eating popcorn by myself in the dark WHOOP

UPDATE: licking fake butter off my hands by myself in the dark WHOOP

http://wichita.craigslist.org/m4w/3002297200.html

champloo4u dated this asswaste and he was an emotionally abusive fuckwad

do send him txts like "HOW MUCH 4 BLWJOB" repeatedly because he fucking deserves it.

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i just caught the tail end of a "My Strange Addiction" episode

this woman has been drinking her own urine for four years because she thinks it will cure her malignant melanoma

seriously they showed her just maxin' and relaxin' on the porch with a glass of pee

what fuck

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i've been watching videos of screaming frogs for an hour

someone hit me with a brick

are you ever so tired that you want to go to bed but brushing your teeth and washing your face seems like it would take too much effort so instead of going to bed you just sit around?