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3dvii2iion August 1 2011, 05:41:51 UTC
eheheheh, making kk angry i2 hilari0u2.

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ishades August 1 2011, 05:43:54 UTC
its like the equivalent of baseball
best past time only it involves less crowds and angry bastards walking out with concussions from wrestling over an off field ball

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3dvii2iion August 1 2011, 05:45:48 UTC
ba2eball? that'2 20me human thing, i2n't it?

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ishades August 1 2011, 05:47:25 UTC
trolls dont have sports
really
yeah its a human thing a game involving balls and giant sticks

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brofisticuffs August 1 2011, 05:58:38 UTC
[Man, where do you think you're going? Way to leave a guy behind.

Cal stares up at Dave from his seat at the villa's doorstep... expectantly?

Yeah, expectantly.

Isn't he invited?

Jeez.]

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1/i don't even fucking know ishades August 1 2011, 06:01:44 UTC
[ How is he getting this vague suspicion he's being stared at...? ]

[ Just... Shifting his glance quickly and-- ]

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2/ still don't know jesus be patient ishades August 1 2011, 06:02:35 UTC
Uh, hey Cal su--

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3/ HOLD ON GOD ishades August 1 2011, 06:04:04 UTC
What.

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tokinohime August 1 2011, 06:05:22 UTC
sounds like youre getting along with karkat just fine

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ishades August 1 2011, 06:11:44 UTC
oh yeah he and i have best friend bracelets havent you heard
karkat and i are attached by the hip

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tokinohime August 1 2011, 06:18:11 UTC
especially with that colorful image youve described
i can feel all of this beautiful friendship between the two of you!
isnt it just absolutely wonderful that you have all the time in the world to expand upon it?

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ishades August 1 2011, 06:39:58 UTC
what can i say my mouth is my canvas and my voice is the crafty puff paint that glows in the dark
ie i always make colorful images its pretty easy
no way karkat and i are besties we dont need any more expansions

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oglogoth August 1 2011, 06:09:02 UTC
Careful Dave.
You're playing with dangerous black fire with those words.
Now, quadrants aside, arcade?
That actually sounds quite delightful.
Perhaps lunch afterward would be agreeable as well?
Also, please no asking me to pick sides.
I will not be cheering either you or John on, and will not be caught in the middle of that.
Just to stop any preemptive teasing of John on your part via bias.

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ishades August 1 2011, 06:14:15 UTC
oh snap im teetering on blackroom territory here
best be careful get my floaties on or ill drown in it
fucking fall through and suffocate on karkats huge hate shlong
damn it thats two times in one post rose tell me why i keep thinking and talking about dicks
anyway i know whos side your on its obviously your overly talented extremely sick at video games brother come on
lets be frank here

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oglogoth August 1 2011, 06:19:40 UTC
To be fair, I've been wondering that myself for quite some time now.
Perhaps it is your severely repressed homosexuality craving some form of attention or outlet?
Couple your constant thinking and conversing of penises with your overtly affectionate 'bromance' that you have with John, it would certainly make sense.
And, of course, the constant caliginous insults you sling toward Karkat as if you are merely ready to jump him whenever the opportunity offers itself.
That is, of course, pure speculation.
And you would have to look elsewhere from John if it were actuality.
I don't share.
And again, I am on neither side.
Unless it is named "Lalonde".
As I assure you I will be capable of beating you both.

[[And by that she means she already knows she's lost, let her pretend dearest brother.]]

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ishades August 4 2011, 02:15:42 UTC
i cant help it just
my hate for him causes this severely magnanimously huge bone bulge that is just tempted to rub itself all over his tainted grey blob he calls a face
but john is a special story
john will always hold a special place in my heart i just
god
i love him so much rose it hurts you are so lucky
why did you have to take him from me
my heart is aching
also the lalonde side better be affiliated with the strider side by default were related here
youre supposed to side with me

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omnomr3dch4lk August 1 2011, 06:09:23 UTC
YOU DONT H4V3 TO T4LK 4BOUT YOUR BON3 BULG3 TO 1MPR3SS M3
1 4M 4LR34DY 1MPR3SS3D BY TH4T V3RY COLORFUL 1M4G3 OF K4RKL3S YOUV3 DR3DG3D UP TH3R3
DO YOU 3NV1S1ON H1M CHOK1NG ON H1S UND3RG4RM3NTS V3RY OFT3N???

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ishades August 1 2011, 06:15:32 UTC
oh yeah all the time
you should convince him to wear his pants like that on a date i have a feeling it would do all the good for you
come on tight pants up to your neck is a good look
especially for him
anyway sup

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omnomr3dch4lk August 1 2011, 06:20:24 UTC
1 DONT KNOW HOW YOU HUM4NS DO TH1NGS ON 34RTH
BUT TH4T DO3SNT SOUND V3RY 4TTR4CT1V3 >:?

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ishades August 4 2011, 02:12:07 UTC
hey hes your boyfriend not my fault if he looks unattractive with over sized pantaloons
yeah the image haunts my dreams

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