OWLS FROM LAST NIGHT

[officestuck]

You're in the middle of your bedroom getting ready for classes or the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl taps on your window/flies in with the morning mail. What could it mean? Someone sent you a letter? Oh my!

... Except, you realize it's from... yourself?

A hastily scribbled message reads "dont talk t ____ about lst nitHuh

Comments

[bromanteau]

i don't have icons for this

[hugewitch]

Daddy will you ever come back?

bro needs to stop being john

[bromanteau]

baby i am already here.
daddys here.
hes not going to
shiiiiiit
leave.
ok?
god damn

Re: bro needs to stop being john

[hugewitch]

Will you and mommy ever get back together again?

Please don't, that would be terrible. :(

[bromanteau]

no i dont think your mom and i were ever actually together.

[hugewitch]

How did the two of you meet?

[bromanteau]

a bar.
its complicated.

[pretty_darn_gay]

okay you know what dick you aren't even my teacher
so that
argument
is out the window

[bromanteau]

who are you again

no seriously

yes he did drunkenly charm the parchment. correctly.

[pretty_darn_gay]

FUCK YOU.

[bromanteau]

99 problems but a bitch aint one.

[pretty_darn_gay]

you're the bitch.

[bromanteau]

pretty sure i aint the one sending rainbow fuck yous to their teacher.

[pretty_darn_gay]

you're a rainbow fuck you.

[bromanteau]

your face is a rainbow fuck you.

[pretty_darn_gay]

your mum is a rainbow fuck you.