01 [out of the frying pan and into the fire]

[iseedeaddads]

[there a small thud before the recording starts, a little bit of static and another couple of bangs before a sharp inhale of breath.]

...shit. Shit where the hell am I? I knew I shouldn't have fallen asleep, I shouldn't have even turned my back for a moment--

[a series of colorful expletives are heard before she jostles the recorder around]And

Comments

[cherryhoops]

Well, there ARE a lot of creepy people. Check.

[cherryhoops]

Yeah, s'not like they actually come down here and slap people in jail.

[iseedeaddads]

Hey, I could get used to that.

[cherryhoops]

It's pretty awesome- you can get in as many fights as ya want.

Well- there are cops, but.

[iseedeaddads]

Can't be much worse than the ones back where I'm from anyways.

So, where can I get some grub around here? Dumper diving time or there someplace that dishes out food to newcomers?

[cherryhoops]

If you're jailbait, you get free shit! Whatever that age is.

[iseedeaddads]

Yep, definitely liking the sound of that.

[cherryhoops]

It's useful for sure.

[iseedeaddads]

You been here long?

[cherryhoops]

WAY too long.

[iseedeaddads]

Sounds like fun. I heard you can go back and stuff, there any steps to that or it just happens?

[cherryhoops]

Just sorta... boink~!

[iseedeaddads]

Figures.