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[isabeansprout]

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[passionforshoes]

Master?

[kinda_gangsta]

I look forward to every time you fail me again and again, dog.

[isabeansprout]

I had nothing to do with this.

[passionforshoes]

Those would be nightmares. You really have to start getting the terminology right.

[kinda_gangsta]

My, you wound like a soldier.

[passionforshoes]

Years of practice, darling.

[kinda_gangsta]

And then they say perfection can't be achieved.

[passionforshoes]

"They" never met me, obviously.

[kinda_gangsta]

Their loss ♥

[playstheblues]

[kinda_gangsta]

Hello.

[playstheblues]

Wow.

[kinda_gangsta]

Hooooooo...?

[playstheblues]

I've never met anyone who flirts worse than Prince Charming.

It's like an anomaly.

[kinda_gangsta]

So we agree that I am a man who needs to be consoled.

Urgently.

Let's fetch the wine, I've got a new tab.

[playstheblues]

.....Sure thing. Your last bill's still being paid, but Allen seems pretty good for it.