First off, these pictures are for a certain person in Iowa...


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For the New Year, I would normally take the subject line from every month and form a collage, but I'm with my sister now and I haven't seen her in two years, so I don't have time.  Instead, I've just provided a recap of the major events in my life during 2006.

I know, that like the rest of you, the year truly begins in September and ends in May, so ( Read more... )

I see that you've come to resist me
I'm a pitbull in time

White goddess, red goddess, black temptress of the sea, you treat me right
Black goddess, red goddess, white temptress of the sea, you treat me right
Oh my love (white goddess), we're sailing to Norway (black goddess), oh my love (red temptress of the sea), we're sailing tonight (you treat me ( Read more... )

For those who don't know, I'm in Missouri indefinitely.  Dad agreed to pay me to do data entry for his new business, a bison cafe.  I also do household chores, like his laundry, and that infamous vacuuming-water-thing.  He also agreed to pay for my January rent, which was the real motivator for me coming here.  I figure I'll be here for three weeks ( Read more... )

"Honey, you're born naked.  Everything else is drag."

Hee.

Okay, so I'm part of a baking community (
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No one informed me that Boston is just a more populated version of Alaska. The sun sets at a ridiculous hour, making you think it's 9 pm when it's only 6 pm. Our lucky break has been that there's been very little snow. If you didn't know I don't like the cold, ask Randi about junior year and how she'd have to sleep on the stairs of the loft ( Read more... )

This might be jointly the cutest and the saddest thing I've seen.  It's an animated short of a kiwi bird and all he wants to do is fly.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled!
Rap like an animal
But I'm a mammal

All of our cosmetics are noncarcinogenic.
Ah!

I been brain-fried, electrified
Infected and injectified
Vivisectified (isn't this some great rhyming?) and fed pesticide!
My face is all cut-up
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Yes, my sister graciously bought R, B, and me tickets to Immi's concert last night.  AND IT WAS ASTOUNDING.  She's touring right now with a beatboxer from San Francisco, Kid Beyond.  He immitates drum sets, synths, anything, which he live-loops on stage, then sings over with this beautiful voice.  He was alone on stage as the opening act, but he ( Read more... )