Captain Hammer's Sekrit Lair [morning]

[is_my_penis]

Now. Unless you were Captain Hammer (and if you were, lucky you), you didn't get into the habit of bringing home exotic cat burglarsAnd even for him, it wasn't a habit. He just liked hot villainnesses, and he'd take her into the authorities later. When they were awake. And clothed

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[saveonpostage]

"Mmmmm," Yzma purred, stretching a little against him.

Same voice. Totally different person.

[is_my_penis]

Well. Somehow, Hammer did not remember his bed companion feeling so much like a cross between a turtle and a cricket.

Whatever. His bed. He pushed her away a little.

[saveonpostage]

She shoved back. "Excuse me. Cover hog."

[is_my_penis]

"Shhhhhh, Captain Hammer needs his beauty sleep," he mumbled, shoving her gently.

'Gently' for Captain Hammer was the equivalent of most people giving a solid shove.