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is_an_island

☂ 25; the truth is a beautiful and terrible thing

Jul 15, 2011 02:24

I sleep with a teddy bear.

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pasodoble July 15 2011, 09:27:49 UTC

But you still sleep alone.

pasodoble July 15 2011, 17:37:56 UTC

I don't want you to punch me.

is_an_island July 15 2011, 17:38:40 UTC

I want to punch you.

I really, really want to punch you.

pasodoble July 15 2011, 17:42:03 UTC

You know I'll punch you back if you do.

is_an_island July 15 2011, 17:42:46 UTC

Yeah.

Even though I'd rather that you wouldn't.

pasodoble July 16 2011, 22:51:48 UTC

Then you shouldn't punch me. That way, I can be happy.

is_an_island July 17 2011, 02:23:11 UTC

... Fine. I won't punch you.

I would say that I'm not doing it because it's too far, but it's more like you're so happy, my punch would likely deflect off you and hit a stray vase instead.

pasodoble July 17 2011, 08:57:15 UTC

I'm glad.

That's silly; your punch would hit me and it would hurt because you hit hard. You'll be happier too if we don't fight.

is_an_island July 17 2011, 09:00:00 UTC

You just called yourself hard-headed.

pasodoble July 17 2011, 09:01:16 UTC

I don't understand.

is_an_island July 17 2011, 09:04:46 UTC

B... Because it'd be hard to... hit you, and...

It's funny. It's funny. I'm funny.

1/2 pasodoble July 17 2011, 09:10:31 UTC

Fusosososo!

pasodoble July 17 2011, 09:10:50 UTC

. . . No.

Not really.

is_an_island July 18 2011, 03:25:41 UTC

It's a very subtle humour.

I'm not America. I don't make fart jokes.

pasodoble July 19 2011, 11:39:49 UTC

More like humorless.

I know you aren't but the two of you are a lot alike.

is_an_island July 19 2011, 11:55:22 UTC

Give me a fish, and then I'll be funny.

[ everything is funnier with fish ]

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