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[is_an_island]

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[kleinefurstin]

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'ride on my shoulder, fairy fwiend~' 'NO'

[kleinefurstin]

you do that

i'll make dinner

if you stay out of the kitchen i'll make your roesti in faerie shapes

IT WILL BE A ONE-WAY LOVe that will end in tears

[is_an_island]

o-oh okay...

should i just bother the children until you're done

poor switzerland got robbed of his sissypoo

[kleinefurstin]

no

just

embroider that unicorn

no switzerland is outside in the bushes every night

[is_an_island]

y... yes dear

then we can go play with our unicorn friends right *u*

heeheehee bushes

[kleinefurstin]

... is that another metaphor for sex?

s-so dirty liechtenstein i-iyaaaan

[is_an_island]

n

no...

but there can be sex after we play with unicorn friends

big brother is the 9th horniest country in the world it has to have affected her somehow

[kleinefurstin]

oh, i just thought you were saying unicorn because it has the word horn in it and i thought you were just being polite about it when the children could possibly hear

lmao russia as third also i-iyaaan switzerland

[is_an_island]

no i meant unicorns or else i would use secret code for fuck and other secret adult terms

by the way the teachers wanted to talk to you about something

i have no idea what

it gets cold okay!!!

[kleinefurstin]

you know that only you understand your secret terms, right?

and oh i thought that problem was solved after Heidi went and learned self defense from uncle switzerland

it's okay liechtenstein can look at the magazines to help

[is_an_island]

i have some magazines to help you understand

i have a lot of magazines

i also think that might be the problem this time...

can you help with this embroidery pattern it has naked people but brother has magazines like this

[kleinefurstin]

what the embroidery and quilting magazines how do those help

well how is that a problem they shouldn't be picking on her in the first place

the most important thing is the size in the stitching

[is_an_island]

no they're the ones hidden inside those

it's just that they don't seem to be all in one piece after and the teachers are concerned

teehee french knot

[kleinefurstin]

but those are sticky

well they should keep better track of themselves

how can you be dirtier than england how

[is_an_island]

st... sticky from love...

that is true but we should at least be the ones to bury them

responsibility and all that

it's endurance training!! the swiss also love you long time apparently

[kleinefurstin]

for some reason they seem stickier when i spend the night at brother's house

no, heidi should. if she wants to break them she can bury them herself.