☂ 21; you're nothing ♔ but a pack ♚ of cards ☁

[is_an_island]

[England is cuddling a furry animal. The furry animal is clawing his face. He seems pleased by this turn of events, and is petting the furry animal while making soothing happy sounds.

Just another normal day in England.] Aren't you sweet, now... oh, that was my nose.

[ Gas plot!! With variety pack because... because I'm a loser.

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[wybrows]

Hey, save your nose for Archy.

[wybrows]

... That's not the point. I can punch 'cause I've got arms. And a fist.

[is_an_island]

... But you're a unicorn.

You're a very cute unicorn, at that.

[wybrows]

... What... what are ya goin' on about? Ya didn't just call me a unicorn.

[is_an_island]

But you are a unicorn.

And you eat apples.

[wybrows]

[ Punches him. Weakly. ]

[is_an_island]

... What are you doing?

[wybrows]

Punchin' ya. 'Cause I've got fists. And I'm not a unicorn.

Apples are alright, though.

[is_an_island]

But unicorns can't punch.

[pets her]

[wybrows]

I'm not a unicorn! So I just did! [ Punches again!!! ]

Look, look. Again.

[is_an_island]

... That was your horn.

[wybrows]

[ Head butts him. ] That would be my horn, stup-- I mean, I don't have a horn!

Shut up.

[is_an_island]

Yes, yes, you have a very sharp horn. [patting her head]

You'll grow up to be a very majestic and gorgeous unicorn.

[wybrows]

I'm already grown up and majesti- I'm not a unicorn

Unicorns don't exist, for your information. Why can't I be a possum?

[is_an_island]

Why would you want to be a possum?

A unicorn has such a majestic and beautiful air.

[wybrows]

Possums are real cute. Don't ya remember Archy? And how he's gonna eat ya?