☂ 20; and his dark secret love does thy life destroy

[is_an_island]

I trust that, by now, you're all smart enough not to go down to the bloody post office and I mean that in the literal sense. I also trust that you will have informed me of the nature of your injuries if you have so taken any injuries upon your person. I also trust that if you suddenly have a gap in your memories after your visit, you'll still

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[perfektsymmetry]

Ah, if you know anyone who's been hurt, I've been helping Dr. Yagokoro with the injured. Feel free to send people our way.

[is_an_island]

Ah... it's you again.

Are they an actual doctor? With proper education?

[perfektsymmetry]

Um… as far as I know, yes? I mean, she does a fine job. Um, I mean, I have no medical training, I'm just there to be an extra set of hands. I figured now is a good time to learn some first aide…

Ah, and for the record, I'm in one piece and have all my memories intact. I didn't trade any boxtops in.

[is_an_island]

That was rather smart of you. Learning and all that, I mean. And not actually doing the trading.

... How bad are the injuries that come in?

[supertemper]

Nope. Can't recall a bloody thing about ya.

[is_an_island]

... Oh.

Well, I'm England. We've... Er, we've met before, and it was quite nice. The meeting. In this town. Not in the other towns. Or other places. Well, a bit in the other places, but you were just standing on me then, all that rot.

[supertemper]

[Well great, now she feels a bit bad.]

Oh, you can stop babbling on, I was only having a bit of fun. 'Course I remember you. How could I forget my own country?

[is_an_island]

...

You didn't really forget me?

[decadenzas]

It seems I can remember everything but you. How odd!

[is_an_island]

D-don't forget about me! Don't! Return whatever you got and get your ruddy memories back! I'm England, you wanker!

[decadenzas]

...Do you really think I'd be foolish enough to fall for all of this box top nonsense in the first place?

[is_an_island]

How should I know what you're thinking? You like sweets enough, you might have collected enough of those stupid things and brought them over for who knows what.

Do you remember me?

[raven_daughter]

Gardening, how lovely.

[is_an_island]

I have great plans.

I trust that you weren't taken in with this stupid plot?

[raven_daughter]

Of course, I would never fall for something so ridiculous.

[is_an_island]

Was there nothing you wanted back?

Temptation can be great at times.

[hurtjustalittle]

...Not injured.

[is_an_island]

You're not injured because you didn't go, correct?

[hurtjustalittle]

...One of the offered regains was, "The Volturi".

It was a trick, but I couldn't just...

[is_an_island]

... I see.

Why didn't you talk to me first?