Spiral @ 004

[is_a_driller]

Kittan and I went last minute Christmas shopping.

Never again.

Old ladies.  Should seriously not be able to carry purses that big.

And.  And is a two percent coupon really worth it?!

I think I have a paper cut on my face.  And a bruise on my shoulder.

Yoko.  I can still come over for Christmas, right?

skjhfdg and it's kinda late but.  Newer people.

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[black_bachika]

You should make a law.

[is_a_driller]

A law against what?

[crossmeonce]

You got beat up by an old lady?

[is_a_driller]

..........alksjxmngh kinda.

They're vicious this time of year.

[crossmeonce]

...Ah. I see.

[is_a_driller]

......I grabbed this pillow. And I guess. One of them had been eying it.

It wasn't even that fluffy.

[nice_guns]

And that, Simon, is why I did all my Christmas shopping a month ago.

Of course you can come. Why wouldn't you?

[is_a_driller]

I'm going to. Do that next year. Maybe. But. We had some stuff we needed to get so.

Well. I know Kittan said you guys were gonna have a full house and. Stuff. Thanks, though.

[nice_guns]

Worth the purse in the face?

I'll make Badou sit outside if I have to.

[is_a_driller]

Yes. We'll go with yes.

Ah ha. Well. We might not have to go that far. Maybe?

[rorofightdapowa]

I CAN MAKE SURE THEY GET COAL FOR CHRISTMAS.

BART AND I FOUND A COAL CANNON.

[is_a_driller]

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LOJKALKDJKLFOKSJLDF A COAL CANNON?!

[rorofightdapowa]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

IT'S AWESOME!!!

Bart started firing it at me.

[is_a_driller]

...do you think I could. Try shooting it off once?

Did you. Do something that made him want to...?

[makaaaaaaa]

Yeeeah, shopping malls can be deadly this time of year.

It's nice to meet you, Simon! I'm Death Scythe!
I hope you get done with your paperwork before Christmas!

[is_a_driller]

Y-you're telling me. It's terrible.

Ah, hi! Nice to meet you, too. Death Scythe?

Ah ha, thanks. I'll... try but. If I don't, there's always after Christmas!

[makaaaaaaa]

I've learned over the years not to attempt shopping around this time.

Yes, my name is Death Scythe.

Well,... it can wait until after Christmas, right? Nothing is more important than spending time with the people you care about.

[is_a_driller]

This year was the first time we waited so long.

Never heard it before but. There's a first time for everything, ah ha.

Yeah, exactly! I'll be heading over first thing tomorrow to my friend's house. Haven't seen her in a while. Ah, what about you? I hope you've got somewhere to go or something.